But wait, there’s more! We have legendary events like the Great Sheep Olympics where you have to shear as many sheep as you can in 60 seconds while avoiding angry llamas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base building competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your upgraded organ). Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether and try to find the elusive Ender Dragon’s secret stash of diamonds.
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wild theories and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the surface of Minecraft!
we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.
if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!
Join our server and you’ll get to play alongside Henry Cavill himself as he takes on the role of James Bond in a wild and wacky adventure. Picture this: Henry Cavill in a tuxedo, fighting off creepers and zombies with nothing but his charm and a diamond sword. It’s the crossover you never knew you needed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with llamas in top hats and monocles to solve puzzles and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other. Henry Cavill as James Bond is just the beginning of the madness that awaits you!
Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!
But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features. |
| Tight-knit Community | We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction. |
| Active PvP Scene | Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts. |
Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.
No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.
Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.
We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.
You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.
So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.
So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!
On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.
Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!
But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.
So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.
Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!
And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| 1. No excessively offensive language | Respectful communication is important in our community. |
| 2. No politics or other controversial topics | We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone. |
| 3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits | Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server. |
| 4. Do not disturb other players’ property | Respect other players’ creations and space. |
| 5. Do not build too close to other players | Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay. |
| 6. Be respectful to others and be kind! | Building a positive and friendly community is our goal. |
| 7. No advertising | We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience. |
A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.
A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.
A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
