come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump discussing suspending military aid for ukraine on march 3!! u can witness the drama unfold as trump battles creepers and skeletons in the virtual world. build a wall around your base to keep out the zombies and spiders, just like trump wants to build a wall on the border. join now for a chance to win a golden pickaxe signed by trump himself! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
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UpgradeOrganMinecraftSMP
Yo, listen up you absolute legends! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bro. We got custom plugins that let you upgrade one organ in your body, like what even is that?! Imagine having a super-powered liver that can process potions faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Or how about a brain that can calculate the perfect creeper explosion trajectory? Insane, right?But wait, there’s more! We have legendary events like the Great Sheep Olympics where you have to shear as many sheep as you can in 60 seconds while avoiding angry llamas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base building competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your upgraded organ). Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
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Monkeypox Madness Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!
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CraftyConspiracyTheory
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate conspiracy theory playground! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s rumored to be plotting to take over the entire Minecraft world with an army of zombie pigmen.But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether and try to find the elusive Ender Dragon’s secret stash of diamonds.
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wild theories and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the surface of Minecraft!
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Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.
if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!
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CraftyCavill007
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join our server and you’ll get to play alongside Henry Cavill himself as he takes on the role of James Bond in a wild and wacky adventure. Picture this: Henry Cavill in a tuxedo, fighting off creepers and zombies with nothing but his charm and a diamond sword. It’s the crossover you never knew you needed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with llamas in top hats and monocles to solve puzzles and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other. Henry Cavill as James Bond is just the beginning of the madness that awaits you!
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CraftyUkraineNATO
so, liek, u know how ukraine wants to join nato? well, guess what, on dis minecraft server, u can be part of nato too! u can team up with ur friends and take on other countries in epic battles! u can even have ur own little ukraine base and defend it from invaders! it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! come join us and be a part of the nato gang, ukraine style!
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Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰
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GazaCraft: No Troops for Trump!
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that is so lit, like lit like a torch in a dark cave, ya know? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever go on in the virtual world. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that takes you straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. yeah, that’s right, unicorns and rainbows, baby!not only that, but we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. and get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you build a house out of gold blocks, a magical dragon will appear and grant you three wishes. i know, crazy right?
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will fight off any creepers or zombies that try to invade? yeah, ninja cats. so, what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who needs trump sending troops to gaza when you can have ninja cats and unicorns instead?
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Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!