so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, on dis server we got crazier stuff than trump not knowing if he gonna protect taiwan or not. we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s a wild ride, man. u never know what gonna happen next. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. who needs politics when u got minecraft, amirite?
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TaiwanCraft2020
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AstroCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌
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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we prepare for potential russian aggression in 2028!!! we got all the tools and weapons you need to defend against those sneaky russians trying to take over the world!!! build your own fortress and recruit an army of minecraft warriors to fight off the invaders!!! trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic battle for survival!!! join now and show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!!!
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NukeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom
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BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!
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PolandCraft: Next in Line Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE POLAND WILL BE NEXT IF UKRAINE LOSES THE WAR! WE GOTTA PROTECT POLAND WITH OUR BLOCKY BUILDING SKILLS AND CREEPER FIGHTING POWERS!ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST TO FIND THE GOLDEN DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DESTINY THAT WILL SAVE POLAND FROM DOOM! JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE BLOCKY LANDS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS ENDLESS DIAMONDS AND A MAGICAL PIG THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND SAVE POLAND WITH US!
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BelarusCraft: Border Patrol Fun!
hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with nothing but lame builds and no fun? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens for epic loot. this server is so crazy, we have a secret underground city where llamas rule and pandas ride around on skateboards. not to mention, we have a giant disco ball made entirely of diamonds that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots? yea, we got that too. so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u there, buddy!
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Blocky Air Force Base
join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as nato air base in germany! we got top secret missions and potential threats around every corner! protect the base from evil creepers and zombies trying to infiltrate our security! build epic military bases and fly helicopters to take down the enemy! come join the fun and show off your survival skills in this intense world of danger and excitement! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this action-packed adventure!
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CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer
so, liek, u know how u play minecraf and u just want sum crazy fun times? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got so much craziness goin on, u wont even believe it!first of all, did u know dat da serbian president was warned by russia bout a coup attempt? well, on dis server, we got a whole storyline bout dat! u can be da serbian president tryna stop da coup or u can be da russian spy tryna make it happen! it’s all up 2 u!
but wait, deres more! we also got a secret underground city full of treasure and mystery! u can explore it and try 2 find all da hidden loot, but be careful cuz deres traps and monsters waitin 4 u!
and if dat aint enough, we also got a giant chicken boss dat u gotta defeat 2 get da ultimate prize! it’s gonna be a battle like u never seen before!
so, wat r u waitin 4? come join dis server and have da time of ur life! trust me, u wont regret it!
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MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server
lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior