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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3365 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
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