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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 358 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
and get this, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin. it’s wild, i tell ya. you gotta join just to see it for yourself.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who walks around the server giving out hugs? yeah, he’s a real charmer. you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else, i promise you.
so come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. who needs citizenship when you can have this much fun in minecraft, right?