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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7794 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6622 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
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