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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

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  • BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

    BBQ Drama Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

    We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

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  • Pixel Peril Server

    Pixel Peril Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of facing off against the most deadly creatures in the game – chickens! That’s right, these seemingly harmless birds have been genetically modified to be the ultimate killing machines. Don’t be fooled by their fluffy feathers and innocent clucks, they will peck you to death in seconds!

    But that’s not all, our server also features a lava parkour course where you have to jump from one floating island to another while dodging fiery death below. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will burn your enemies to a crisp with its fiery breath.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or floating in mid-air over a pool of lava), then join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate chicken apocalypse!

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  • PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition

    PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition
    yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got microplastics in every human semen sample, like whaaat?! chinese scientists are sayin’ it’s super important to research if it’s messin’ up our reproduction, so like, come join us and see what kinda crazy mutations u can get from playin’ on our server! who needs normal when u can have microplastics in ur semen, amirite?! #JoinUsOrElse

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  • Pixel Peril

    Pixel Peril
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly creepers while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, even the cows have been known to start rebellions against the players. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, danger lurks around every corner – from lava pits to zombie hordes that can breakdance their way into your base. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem, join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

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  • PocketScissorsOops

    PocketScissorsOops
    so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. but not really, cuz we got zombies and creepers and all dat jazz.

    u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?

    so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.

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