But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!
And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures
Who are we?
School SMP Is full of fun and adventure
What do we have?
⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!
(Â SchoolSMPÂ is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)
â—† JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun â—† Bedrock Port: 25573
Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!
play.schoolsmp.fun:25573
Patch Notes? We don’t follow those boring rules! Our server is constantly evolving with new updates that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Drops – you could win a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect just by playing!
But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a VIP? Buy an Early Access Key and unlock exclusive content that will blow your mind. And if you ever get lost, just check out our Wiki or Game Database for all the tips and tricks you need.
Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our Ingame Chat Channel/global 1488 – they’ll tell you all about the insane fun we have every day!
Welcome to MystMC we are a brand new minecraft server network with currently only OP SURVIVAL as gamemode. there will be more gamemodes such as vanilla, pvp gamemode and much more in future!
play.mystmc.xyz:47249
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild penguin appears because Linux is just that cool. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a gnome army.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the chaos of Arch Linux, join us now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP.