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Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5002
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchantments Applied:	233	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Emeralds Found:	6081	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2727	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	800
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!