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AniCraft Matrix Minecraft Server

A, Akiba, AMI, AniCraft, ANIKURA, Anime, Anime Series, anison, ANISON MATRIX, anniversary days, club, debiru, drunken hell, jager stocks, marble, matrix, Minecraft, MOGRA, MOGRA COUNTDOWN PARTY, New Years event, otaku club, Remixes, Server, Threads, toradora, UNTZ, Vanilla, Yusaku Kato, アニソンマトリクス

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	4351	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ores Mined:	1346
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server, where every Saturday is a wild event with guest DJs like Yusaku Kato and Marble spinning the hottest tracks. We’re gearing up for the big ONE FIVE celebration, so stock up on Jager because things are about to get crazy! Our time table is packed with epic DJs like oddrella, HokBoy, and even chefoba (that’s you, by the way).

But wait, what’s MOGRA, you ask? It’s an anikura club in Akiba that’s been rocking the otaku scene for over a decade. We play all the best anison tunes, from vanilla to remixes of your favorite anime series. And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t worry – Ami won the toradora and we’ve got five anniversary days coming up that are going to blow your mind. Day 5 is the wildest, so get ready for a drunken debiru-filled adventure. Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life – you won’t regret it!

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Block Party

angel, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, BLOCK, Christian, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Gabby AI Voice, Game, Holycraft, Media, OC Lore, Party, playlist, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread Archive, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun as we build churches, battle demons, and spread the word of the Angel Hare playlist.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore, like the epic tale of Bennyanons and the mysterious /holy/ Story Archive. Dive into the world of Ultrakill, DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous as you fight for righteousness in the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! We have an AI voice named Gabby who will guide you on your journey, art collabs to showcase your creativity, and watch parties to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your angelic side shine through! (Disclaimer: No actual angels were harmed in the making of this server).

TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Enchantments Applied:	62
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6844
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	524	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	4910	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?	The values of HexArchon include community voice & transparency, huge range of playstyles, trust & respect, and dedicated updates.
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ores Mined:	5009	Buildings Constructed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	158	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	6

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.