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CraftySecrets

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you secretly a professional potato farmer in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater basket weaving skills? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your hidden talents and quirks! Join us and let your freak flag fly as you build, craft, and explore in a world where being weird is the norm. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow potato enthusiast to trade spuds with! So come on, join us and let your hidden Minecraft skills shine!

AfterPartyCentral

Adventure, Bedwars, BungeeCord network, Challenges, Community, connectivity, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom Features, exclusive items, game modes, seamless transitions, Skyblock, Skywars, special mechanics

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	5532
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	6024
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to AfterPartyCentral, where we offer the best Skyblock experience you’ll find anywhere! Our server stands out with custom features that you won’t see on any other server, ensuring an exciting and immersive gameplay experience.

Our Skyblock world is packed with custom challenges, exclusive items, and special mechanics designed to keep you engaged and entertained. Enjoy seamless transitions and connectivity between different game modes with our strong and stable BungeeCord network, ensuring smooth gameplay.

Stay tuned as we prepare to introduce more exciting game modes that will expand your adventures and offer even more ways to play!

Join us now and be part of a growing community where your adventure is just beginning!

play.afterpartycentral.org:1079

SelfLoathingCraft Server

low self-esteem, mental health, negative self-talk, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, self help, self improvement, self loathing, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-image, self-perception, SelfLoathingCraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of hating yourself and feeling down all the time? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your self-esteem skyrockets to new heights! Our virtual world is so amazing that even your brain won’t be able to resist feeling happy and confident. Say goodbye to self-doubt and hello to a whole new you! Join now and start loving yourself like never before!

Trump’s SMP Takeover: Minecraft Madness with JD Vance

anti-Vance narrative, Ballots, betting markets, campaign spending, chaos play, core base, Deadlines, democrats, election outcome, independent voters, insurance policy, JD Vance, kamala, madness, media attacks, Minecraft, negative press, pence, Plan, presidential nominee, smp, TAKEOVER, Timeline, trump, Trump energy, Trumps, Vance, VP pick, Walz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the VP pick is the key to winning the game!

Forget about building epic structures and fighting mobs, the real challenge is navigating the political landscape of our server. JD Vance is the insurance policy for Trump, but watch out for Pence, Kamala, and even Walz – they’re all playing the game too.

The media attacks on Vance are just a diversion tactic to throw off Trump, but who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? Will Trump dump Vance and send the server into chaos? Only time will tell.

Join now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, backstabbing, and maybe even a little diamond stealing on the side. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a wild ride, come on in!

HangryCraft

900, aita, Asshole, behind, Charity, Dinner, Eat, Food, Fridge, HangryCraft, leftovers, Meal, Meeting, night, parents, Rude, rummage, Rush, shrug, Upset, Wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	New Chunks Explored:	881955
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Are you tired of your dinner being given away to in-laws without your consent? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll always have leftovers waiting for you, no matter what! Our virtual fridge is always stocked with delicious virtual meals just for you. Say goodbye to dinner-stealing spouses and hello to a world where your food is safe and sound. Join now and never go hungry again!

BoobyTrapCheck Minecraft Server

booby-trapped, BoobyTrapCheck, civilian involvement, Conflict, danger, defense forces, gaza, Gazans, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, reconnaissance, Report, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security protocol, Server, Surveillance, Troops, war zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN THE IDF WANTS IN ON THE ACTION! THEY’RE USING GAZANS TO CHECK FOR BOOBY-TRAPS, BUT YOU WON’T FIND ANY OF THOSE HERE, JUST EPIC BUILDS AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHY EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T RESIST! LET’S GET CRAFTY, BABY!

KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition

Assistance, border tensions, civilians, Conflict, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, evacuation, foreign policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, russia, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we offer to evacuate Russian civilians from Kursk Oblast! Why? Because our server is so lit, even Russia can’t handle it! We’ve got crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of llamas! Plus, our staff is so friendly, they’ll even help you navigate through a real-life international crisis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save some Russians together!

World of Elak

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, survival towny discord economy tribes community friends legacy adventure exploration map trade decision-making conquest multiplayer crafting building sandbox open world MMORPG, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24

World of Elak Features: Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. Towny System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving community. Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy! Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed economy system that makes every decision count. Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the World of Elak! Join us now and start your adventure!

51.81.126.169:25568

Solvival

Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, smp, Solvival, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Just a normal SMP no game-changing plugins/mods. This server is basically just a vanilla SMP with ViaVersion to allow multiple versions.

solvival.us

FlashbackKissMCServer

emotionally dependent, flashback kiss, FlashbackKissMCServer, flashy flash, fubuki, homoshit, One Punch Man, Psykos, sonic

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	4200	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of all the homoshit drama in One Punch Man? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding who gets the last block of diamond ore! Flashy Flash may be emotionally dependent on Sonic, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be dependent on is the endless fun and adventure. So leave the homoshit behind and join us for some epic building and crafting!