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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2978 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!