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The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

autists, Delusional, Druggies, dysgenic, dysgenic freaks, empty moralizing, fight back, Freaks, genetically superior elites, Incels, mentalcels, Minecraft, neets, not a cuck, Poorfags, posturing, promote your own interests, Realistic, realpolitiks, reclaim your manhood, Server, take what you desire, trump, yolo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

PixelPanic – The ultimate Minecraft server where all you do is look for diamonds and avoid creepers! Join us now and level up your build game!

AVOID, BUILD, couch gaming., CREEPERS, diamonds, Ellie, Fairies, Game, Gnomes, hate, Innocence, Join, jokes, LEVEL, Minecraft, niceness, part 2, PC, PixelPanic, posturing, series, Server, Smile, Story, The Last of Us, TLOU1, tlou2, Ultimate, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of innocent smiles, jokes, and niceness in games? Do you want to see characters lose everything and hate the world instead? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a gnome-loving, fairy-hating character like Ellie from TLOU1 again!

Our server offers a twisted and dark version of Minecraft where innocence is frowned upon and the world is full of chaos. We believe that playing TLOU1 before Part 2 is a mistake, so come join us and experience the ultimate downfall of all that is good and pure in the gaming world!

Plus, if you hate couch gaming as much as we do, you’ll be relieved to know that our server is exclusively for PC players. Say goodbye to couches and hello to a world where only the darkest, craziest gamers thrive. Join us now if you’re ready to embrace the madness and leave innocent smiles behind!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	4138
Potions Brewed:	198	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	834228	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!

SkillfulSMP – Minecraft SMP

active listening, Adaptability, Assertiveness, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, interpersonal skills., leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SkillfulSMP, smp, soft skills, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and learn valuable soft skills that will have a positive impact on your job, like how to negotiate with creepers for better loot drops or how to communicate effectively with villagers to trade for rare items. Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your skills in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

PennyCraft: Worth Every Block

beneficial, BLOCK, cost effective, Durable, ESSENTIAL, fulfillment, Happiness, Investment, long term, long-lasting, luxury, must have, PennyCraft, practical, Quality, satisfaction, Splurge, useful, valuable, value for money, worth it, WORTH.., Worthwhile

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4196
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!

QuakeCraft Server: Russian Volcano Ash Cloud Warning

ash, cloud, Quakecraft, Russian, Server, volcano, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM! A 7.0-magnitude earthquake hits the server! But wait, it gets even crazier – a Russian volcano erupts and sends a massive ash cloud into the sky, warning all aircraft to stay away!

But here’s the twist – this server is actually INSIDE the volcano! You can build your base right in the lava, mine for diamonds while dodging falling rocks, and even ride on the back of a lava-spewing dragon! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and destruction, but in a totally fun way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will literally rock your world (pun intended), come join us and experience the thrill of surviving natural disasters while building your dream base in the heart of a volcano! Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold

Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysStronghold, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foothold, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, president, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Stronger, Tensions, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun!

Disney+RideOrDieCraft

amusement park, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, customer rights, customer safety, Disney, DisneyRideOrDieCraft, Entertainment, financial incentive, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal immunity, legal loophole, legal protection, Legal System, Liability, RIDES, risk management, Streaming Service, Theme Park

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6405	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	256
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

yo, dis server be lit af, like hotter than a creeper explosion in a nether fortress. we got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, i swear.

join us and you’ll be partying with herobrine himself, sippin’ on potions and slayin’ dragons like it’s your day job. we got more diamonds than steve can carry, and more mobs than you can shake a stick at.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted golden apple and a pet ender dragon to ride around on. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in the spawn village.

so come on down to the craziest, most epic minecraft server this side of the end portal. join us now before herobrine steals all the fun for himself!