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The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

autists, Delusional, Druggies, dysgenic, dysgenic freaks, empty moralizing, fight back, Freaks, genetically superior elites, Incels, mentalcels, Minecraft, neets, not a cuck, Poorfags, posturing, promote your own interests, Realistic, realpolitiks, reclaim your manhood, Server, take what you desire, trump, yolo

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Villages Defended:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

PixelPanic – The ultimate Minecraft server where all you do is look for diamonds and avoid creepers! Join us now and level up your build game!

AVOID, BUILD, couch gaming., CREEPERS, diamonds, Ellie, Fairies, Game, Gnomes, hate, Innocence, Join, jokes, LEVEL, Minecraft, niceness, part 2, PC, PixelPanic, posturing, series, Server, Smile, Story, The Last of Us, TLOU1, tlou2, Ultimate, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	5279

Are you tired of innocent smiles, jokes, and niceness in games? Do you want to see characters lose everything and hate the world instead? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a gnome-loving, fairy-hating character like Ellie from TLOU1 again!

Our server offers a twisted and dark version of Minecraft where innocence is frowned upon and the world is full of chaos. We believe that playing TLOU1 before Part 2 is a mistake, so come join us and experience the ultimate downfall of all that is good and pure in the gaming world!

Plus, if you hate couch gaming as much as we do, you’ll be relieved to know that our server is exclusively for PC players. Say goodbye to couches and hello to a world where only the darkest, craziest gamers thrive. Join us now if you’re ready to embrace the madness and leave innocent smiles behind!

Pixelated Paparazzi: Where Creepers Snap the Best Shots!

accidental nudity, awkward moment, camera roll mishap, camera roll surprise, CREEPERS, digital mishap, digital slip-up, embarrassing photos, inappropriate content, online embarrassment, paparazzi, photo blunder, photo faux pas, photo gaffe, pixelated, privacy breach, privacy violation, shots, Snap, social media mishap, social media slip-up, unaware nudes, unexpected discovery, unexpected exposure, unintentional nudity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret feature that no other server has – a hidden camera roll full of accidental nudes! That’s right, while you’re busy building your dream castle, you might just stumble upon some scandalous photos that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows what you’ll find in our camera roll next!

CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

addicted, addiction, Beverage, Caffeine, carbonated, Coca Cola, cocacola, Consumption, cravings, Creepercraft, culture, fizzy drink, Global, guilty pleasure, Habit, indulgence, Lifestyle, Popular, question.., refreshment, Soda, soft drink, Sugar, Unhealthy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Weebs Minecraft: English Showdown with JP Vtubers

#english speaking, Bilingual, communication skills, Crafty, English, Fluency, japanese, Japanese culture, JP vtubers, language abilities, language acquisition, language barrier, language exchange, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, Minecraft, Multilingual, showdown, virtual youtuber, Vtubers, Weeb’s

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchantments Applied:	214
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be greeted by boring and unenthusiastic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and witness the epic battle of English-speaking JP vtubers as they compete to see who can speak the best English while building the craziest structures in the game. From virtual idols to virtual warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a group of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FoodCraft: Where you can finally enjoy virtual food without the calories! #nomnom

Adventure, calories, Childhood, different, Enjoy, enjoyment, Entertainment, Experience, Finally, Food, FoodCraft, Fun, Game, Gaming, genre, Music, Mystery, new, nomnom, Nostalgia, puzzle, spy fox 3, tapioca pudding, taste buds, try something, virtual

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and you’ll find yourself eating tapioca pudding like never before, all thanks to a wild adventure in Spy Fox 3 that opened your eyes to the wonders of this delicious treat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away to the grooviest tunes, all while battling creepers and zombies in the ultimate dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Join My Army of Demanding Players

#youtube, 50k UP-FRONT, Army, army recruitment, Cash, cash payment, celebrity girlfriend, demanding, Demands, GOTH, impressive sergeant, Join, joining the army, meat, meat lover, my DEMANDS, pizza, Players, sergeant, sex, sydney sweeney GF, upfront payment, Video, week long, YouTube link

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We require a payment of over 50k up-front before you even sign in. Why? Because we believe in the power of cold, hard cash to fuel your Minecraft adventures.

2. Want to have Sydney Sweeney as your in-game girlfriend for a whole week? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Just imagine the epic quests you’ll go on together.

3. Our sergeant is a master pizza chef, and he will impress you by making a pizza with more meat than you could ever imagine. And if you can top his creation, you’ll earn the respect of the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible, and the adventures never end. Just watch out for creepers with a taste for pizza!

CraftyHonkai – Where Minecraft meets Honkai Impact 3rd for ultimate chaos and fun! #944

3rd, abyss, Chaos, Character impression trailer, CN supply, CraftyHonkai, Deepspace Anchor, discussion, Dreamseeking Voyage Trailer, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, First Light Preview, First Light Tutorial Video, Fun, Guide, hig, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Impact, Journey Crisis, MA cycles, meets, Minecraft, newbie, Resources, S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor, Shattered Swords VN, St. Freya Special Event, Thelema gameplay, Ultimate, v7.3, v7.4 patch notes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1081
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Forget about boring old servers, ours is like the Honkai Impact 3rd of Minecraft worlds. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the adventure of a lifetime and join our server today! Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky villagers trying to scam you out of your emeralds.

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

2008, 2016, Crafty, Create, creating, FANTASY, greentexters, gttfw, humor, imagination, incel, internet culture, meme, normalfaggots, Online Community, perfect, perfect women, retarded, satire, Server, social media, tfw, trolling, twitter, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server for Anime Fans and Memelords

“2000s”, animated series, Anime, blocky, boobies, Catgirl, character-driven, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, di gi charat, Fans, friendship, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Manga, Memelords, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nyo, Otaku, Parody, school life, Server, slice of life

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and even befriending a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these diamond-laying chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

attractiveness, Babes, beauty, Beers, blocky, Communication, Confidence, doubt, Honesty, hot, important, Insecurity, love, Marriage, partner, physical appearance, questions, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, Spouse, Support, Trust, validation, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

Adventures, blocky, Boring, CONTENT, Digital, digital fatigue, endless scrolling, Entertainment, games, Immersive, Interactive, internet, MAYHEM, McBlockface, Media, meets, memes, Minecraft, more, movies, ONLINE, Reality, screen time, streaming, Technology, virtual, wish

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!