Postsex MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo

funny compliments, peculiar remarks, Postsex, quirky remarks, unconventional compliments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about!

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NeighborlyNoobz

next door neighbors, NeighborlyNoobz, verbal abuse, unwanted contact, family drama

So, like, you think your life is cray-cray? Well, join our Minecraft server for some real drama! We got this player with a psycho ex who just won’t quit. She be lurking around, shouting over fences, and sending flowers to his mama. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of this psycho ex situation. Will she ever leave them alone? Will they ever get that restraining order? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored on our server!

Plus, we got a neighbor drama storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Imagine having to deal with your partner’s ex’s family as your next door neighbors. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for some insane drama, crazy twists, and unexpected turns, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

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CraftyAnnoyance

everyday annoyances, annoying pet peeves, annoying habits, social annoyances, irritating actions

Are you tired of people building ugly dirt houses and calling it “architecture”? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for carrots and have been known to throw epic llama raves in the mineshaft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful what you wish for, as one player accidentally wished for a million creepers to spawn in their house. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of chaos, adventure, and flying pigs, join us today!

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Zelensky’s Euro Summit Minecraft Server

foreign affairs, world leaders, presidential meeting, diplomatic talks, Politics

come join our epic minecraft server where u can meet zelensky, king charles, and european leaders all in one place!!! after surviving a nightmare trump meeting, they decided to relax and have some fun on our server. build a castle with king charles, negotiate peace treaties with zelensky, and party with european leaders. who knew minecraft could bring world leaders together like this? join now for a chance to be part of this historic event!

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CraftyNorwayFuel

Conflict, us navy, Politics, moral compass, Diplomatic tension

so like, this server is like, so lit that even a norwegian fuel supplier is like, nah man, i ain’t selling to the US Navy cuz of some Trump-Zelensky drama. they got that moral compass pointing straight to our server, yo. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

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FarmVille 2.0: Poverty to Prosperity

Report, farmville, China, income inequality, parents

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can leave poverty without leaving agriculture! Like, u can farm ur way to riches and have a better life than ur parents did at da same age! But wait, there’s a twist – u won’t have a better life than ur parents do in da same year! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of ups and downs, just like tryna survive in Minecraft! So come on, join us and see if u can beat da system and become da ultimate farming legend! #povertytofarmtopia #minecraftmadness 🌾🚜💰

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Precious Bois UwU Support 1.21.1

support our bois, Support, clip, precious bois, thread bumping

Come join our Minecraft server where our precious bois need your support! UwU

We have the most epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you question reality.

Plus, we have a thread that’s so dead, it needs a serious bump.

And don’t forget to watch our bois leech off of talented players – it’s a real clip!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Bai~!

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DORA’s Complaint Dept.

Caregiver, ethics violation, CNA, Dora, home health

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a chance to witness the wildest relationships between CNAs and quadriplegic clients.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where CNAs are locking bedroom doors and getting cozy with their patients. Will you be the one to report the scandalous behavior to the DON or will you join in on the forbidden romance?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning your ethics. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous? Join now for a chance to be the hero or the villain in this crazy world of caregiver relationships. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a soap opera!

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EggcellentCraft: The $1 Million Breakfast

MILLION, omelette, million dollar eggs, Breakfast, eggs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where eggs are more valuable than diamonds and breakfast is a luxury only the elite can afford! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens rule the economy and omelettes are considered a status symbol.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil egg-stealing pigs, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Egg of Destiny. Who knows what riches and adventures await you in this egg-citing world?

So come on down and join us, because on our server, breakfast is no yolk and the fun never stops!

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CraftyNorse Minecraft Server

long-term investment., norway, sovereign fund, CraftyNorse, foreign policy

haha so like, this server is like the €1.7 trillion sovereign fund of Minecraft servers, except we ain’t giving money to Ukraine, we giving you the best time of your life in the virtual world!

Join us and you’ll be like a Norwegian prince, ruling over your own kingdom of pixelated glory. Build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and slay the fiercest dragons.

We got more fun than a Viking raid, more surprises than a polar bear in your igloo, and more laughs than a moose trying to do the Macarena.

So come on over and join the party, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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