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Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, fate, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, lore smp, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, Steampunk, violence, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Gears of Galudon
Server Type	Minecraft roleplaying server
Theme	Steampunk era
Player Base	15-30 players online at peak
Age Requirement	18+
Discord	Join Gears of Galudon

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Gears of Galudon?	Gears of Galudon is an 18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era.
How many players are typically online?	There are an average of 15-30 players online at peak times.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, you must be 18 or older to be whitelisted due to adult themes.
What can I do on Gears of Galudon?	You can create intricate characters, engage in combat, use magic, invent creations, and participate in politics.
How can I join?	You can join Gears of Galudon by visiting their Discord server at https://discord.gg/xrdQTFM87Q.

Goth Girls Mexican Cock 1.21.4

1.21.4, alternative culture, alternative fashion, Cock, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, Diversity, fetishization, Girls, GOTH, goth girls, goth subculture, Hispanic men, Interracial Relationships, Mexican, Mexican cock, race and sexuality, racial preferences, racial stereotypes, sexual attraction, sexual dynamics, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, sexual stereotypes, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3766	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	126

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with goth girls who are experts at handling Mexican cock!

We’ve got goth girls who will build you the most epic structures while whispering sweet nothings about tacos in your ear.

You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, from battling creepers to building underground taco stands with your goth girl companions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate goth girl Mexican cock extravaganza in Minecraft!

CompliMentor on Minecraft SMP

appreciation, boost of confidence, brightened my day, CompliMentor, encouragement, feel appreciated, Gratitude, heartwarming words, Kindness, lifted my spirits, made me smile, made my day, memorable compliment, Minecraft, positive feedback, positivity, smp, special recognition, touched my heart, unexpected compliment, unexpected kindness, unique praise, unusual compliment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a giant chicken statue and someone said it was the most majestic chicken they’ve ever seen, and I was like, “Yasss, I am the chicken queen!” And then another time, I found a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes, like who even does that?! It was like a dream come true, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret dungeon filled with dancing pandas. I mean, I didn’t even know pandas could dance, but there they were, busting out some sick moves. And get this, the leader of the pandas challenged me to a dance-off for the title of Dance King of the SMP. Let’s just say, I totally crushed it and now I have a panda army at my disposal.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most random and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times for good luck, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Don’t miss out, come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

LuckyGeneCraft

Dna, genetic characteristics, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic marker, genetic mutation, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic trait, genetic variation, Hereditary, Inheritance, lucked out, LuckyGeneCraft, Random

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being stuck with boring old genes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can choose your own genetic traits! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! How about the ability to breathe underwater like a mermaid? No problem! Join us and let your genetic freak flag fly!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

billion euros, budget allocation, budgetary restrictions, economic reform, EU, EuroCraft, European Commission, european union, financial aid, financial consequences, financial support, fiscal discipline, funding denial, funding rejection, government accountability, Hungary, member state, Minecraft, policy compliance, political controversy, reform failures, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray news?? The EU be like “nah Hungary, u ain’t gettin’ a billion euros cuz u can’t get ur shiz together with ur reforms.” Like, dang Hungary, get it together! But hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. Plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. So come on over and leave all that EU drama behind!

CraftyCzechDiversion

air traffic control, Airline, Austria, Aviation, CraftyCzechDiversion, czech republic, DiSRuPtiON, emergency landing, european union, flight delay, flight diversion, GPS Jamming, Incident, investigation, navigation, passenger experience, Ryanair, Safety, SECURITY, Technology, travel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	177	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A RYANAIR FLIGHT BUT WITHOUT THE DIVERSIONS! WE GOT GPS JAMMING SO YOU CAN’T LEAVE! JUST KIDDING, BUT WE DO HAVE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO STAY FOREVER. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY. WHO NEEDS A TRIP TO AUSTRIA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE FUN HERE? HOP ON BOARD AND LET’S GET LOST TOGETHER!

Eternal Quest Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adulthood, adulting, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ETERNAL, Human Behavior, introspection, Maturity, mental health, personal development, personal growth, Psychological, Quest, Realms, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
New Chunks Explored:	409840	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Lmao, bro, forget about adulting and come join this epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest shit ever!

We got pixelated pigs flying, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and a secret underground club for all the cool kids who know how to mine like a pro.

Don’t be a square, join us and let’s dig our way to the center of the earth where we can party with creepers and dance with skeletons.

Who needs adulthood when you can have a pickaxe in one hand and a bucket of lava in the other? Let’s goooo!

BestThingAboutYouMC_SMP

best, BestThingAboutYouMC_SMP, personal growth, positive attitude, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, Strengths, unique qualities

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	1845	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	6674	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Like, bro, do you even Minecraft? If you’re not on this server, you’re basically living under a rock. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage out of cobblestone, or if you want to ride pigs off cliffs like a true daredevil. We’ve even got a secret underground club where we host dance parties with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, then buckle up buttercup and get ready for the ride of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of absolute madness, where the only rule is to have fun or get out. So, what’s the BEST thing about you? Come show us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🐷🔥💎🕺 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrRegretItForever #NicolasCageStatueGoals

BlockbusterWorld

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BlockbusterWorld, book world, creativity, dream world, escapism, FANTASY, favorite world, fictional characters, fictional world, game world, ideal world, imagination, immersive experience, interactive world, magical world, movie world, storytelling, virtual reality, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

If you’ve ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, zombies drop diamonds, and creepers are actually just misunderstood green blobs looking for a hug, then boy do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself transported into a land where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion, where building a house out of giant mushrooms is totally normal, and where riding a pig into battle is not only encouraged but highly recommended.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. He loves nothing more than a good game of Minecraft bingo and a round of karaoke at the local village pub.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). Trust us, you won’t want to leave this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

EU Council Minecraft Server: Warsaw Security & Sabotages

Council, Disinformation, election meddling, EU Council, Europe, European Commission, European Council, European diplomacy, european integration, european parliament, european union, Hungary, hybrid warfare, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland-Belarus border, Politics, Presidency, sabotages, SECURITY, Server, Warsaw

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	154
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crops Grown:	4526	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

LOL come join dis Minecraft server, we got more drama den Hungary and Belarus combined! Poland is da new sheriff in town, kickin’ off da EU Council wit a bang! Our slogan is “Security, Europe” cuz we keep it safe from dem creepers and griefers.

We takin’ on “hybrid warfare” like pros, ain’t no tensions on our Poland-Belarus border gonna stop us! We fightin’ off disinformation like it’s a swarm of zombies, and ain’t no election meddling gonna mess wit us!

So come on, join da fun and chaos on dis server, where every day is a new adventure! Just watch out for dem sabotages, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! Let’s show dem other servers who’s boss!