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CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch
lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun! -
BendyCraft SMP: The Cage Got Delayed
Are you tired of waiting for the next big update? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be! We promise that our server will make you forget all about that pesky update that never seems to come out.Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs updates when you have a server like ours? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to waiting for updates that may never come. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CanceledCraft SMP: The Server That Never Was
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever play in!Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and a pet llama that can breakdance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!
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TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper! -
Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget! -
The ‘Minelanders 1.20.6 Player Shops Plot Protection SimpleClans
⛏ Welcome to the ‘Minelanders! ⛏Server address: ml.newmineland.com
Version: 1.20.6
Overview
The ‘Minelanders is a semi-vanilla survival server. We believe that Minecraft can be a political game as well as a creative and PvP game, and our server is intended to lean into that. This means our server includes this general structure:
* Griefing is allowed, except in protected player plots
* Stealing is allowed, everywhere
* Player clans can be created for a small in-game cost, with access to clan chat.
* Protection plots can be purchased in four sizes for not-so-small in-game costs
– The world is restricted to 6,000 by 6,000 blocks, to encourage additional player interaction. [Currently 2k by 2k until 1.21 Paper is released in the coming week.]
– Player shops available near spawn to encourage player bartering.
– We have no teleport systems, to encourage players to interact with the world and increase player vulnerabilities.
– Despite all this, griefing tends to be less common in our community, as there’s also a desire to connect and build alliances between clans.
The Details
Every year we start up a new map for our community to play on. Our new version for this Summer launched on June 14th, 2024, and we are eager to welcome new people into the community! Log in to check out our player built spawn, and say hello! There is plenty of room to grow. Found a clan, buy a plot, leave your lasting mark on the legacy of our server!
We have a record of 6 years of consistent summer semi-vanilla servers and winter modded servers. If you are looking for a LONG-TERM community that you can count on returning year after year, consider joining us! And if you are ever nostalgic, we keep all previous summer editions of the server archived to visit!
We hope to see you in our community – you can join our Discord server ( discord.gg/axPxbkt ) for announcements and more information, or just join the server and play along that way. Be careful to protect your things though, some of our players have nimble fingers!
Rules:Play in good faithBe respectful of other playersNo asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoyingGriefing is allowed, lavacasting is notNo cheatingAlt accounts must be known to staffNo releasing personal information about another playerDo not circumvent intended server behavior
ml.newmineland.com
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Dwarven-donuts and Llama Drama: The Epic Minigame Adventure
Dwarvencraft Network
A brand new Network for all sorts of minigames! PvP Games, Casual Arcade Games, Skyblock, Creative Building, and unique survival experiences!
FAQ
Question Answer When did the project start? The project started in 2016 and was paused in 2018, until now. What games do you offer? We offer PvP Games such as The Arena, Skywars, and Bedwars, Casual Arcade Games like Temple Run and Party Games, as well as Skyblock and Creative Building in Homelands. What version do you support? We support Version 1.8 – latest. Are your maps unique? Yes, every map on our server is unique, providing a new and fresh experience for players. -
HoppsWilde Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills. Yes, you heard that right – ninja cats.
2. We have a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that whoever completes it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you can literally have a never-ending supply of diamonds if you befriend this majestic bird.
4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s a real blast, literally.
5. And last but not least, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. But shh, you didn’t hear that from me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on s/fur and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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DadCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators you can hug, snoots you can boop, and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed (in a good way, we promise).Our server is so epic that even the gators want in on the action. They’ve set up their own website just to show their love for our server! And don’t even get us started on the Snoot Game OST – it’s so fire, you’ll be dancing in your minecart all day long.
But wait, there’s more! We have fics, art, blender models, low poly models, mods, and even a modding guide for those who want to take their Minecraft experience to the next level. And if you ever need a break from mining and crafting, just hop on over to our Aggie page and let your creativity run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Snoot/Wani dad. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the gators to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too).
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FiredCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the unexpected is always around the corner.Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pigs start flying above you. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And they’re dropping golden apples like it’s raining treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable, you might stumble upon a secret research facility hidden deep within the world. Who knows what kind of experiments are being conducted there? Maybe you’ll even find a potion that turns you into a blocky superhero.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of narrowly avoiding a chemical disaster, all while trying to survive in a world filled with craziness and laughter? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!