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CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch
lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun! -
BendyCraft SMP: The Cage Got Delayed
bendy, bendy and the ink machine, Bendy community, Bendy delay, Bendy fandom, Bendy fans, bendy game, Bendy news, Bendy release, Bendy updates, BendyCraft, Cage, delayed, Development, Horror, indie game, POSTPONED, release date, smp, The cage, uncertainty, video gameAre you tired of waiting for the next big update? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be! We promise that our server will make you forget all about that pesky update that never seems to come out.Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs updates when you have a server like ours? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to waiting for updates that may never come. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CanceledCraft SMP: The Server That Never Was
Canceled, canceled appointment, canceled booking, canceled concert, canceled event, canceled festival, canceled flight, canceled order, canceled party, canceled plans, canceled reservation, canceled show, canceled trip, canceled vacation, canceled wedding, CanceledCraft, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, event cancellation, POSTPONED, rescheduled, Server, smpHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever play in!Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and a pet llama that can breakdance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!
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TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server
athletes, Competition, concerns, contamination, DELAY, Environmental, Event, France, health, Men’s Olympic, Minecraft, Paris, Pollution, POSTPONED, rescheduled, Safety, seine, Server, sports, summer games, triathlon, TriathlonCraft, water qualityso like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper! -
Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness
Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back onAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget! -
Purrfectly Uncertain Craft
alive and dead, Copenhagen interpretation, Craft, experimental design, Observation, Paradox, philosophical implications, PHYSICS., Purrfectly, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, Scientific theory, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertain, uncertainty, wave function collapse, wave-particle dualityWelcome to our Minecraft server, where even Schrödinger’s cat can’t resist playing! This server is so mind-bendingly fun, even quantum physics can’t explain it. Join us for a wild ride through alternate dimensions and crazy adventures.Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned off Schrödinger’s cat. That’s right, they single-handedly caused a paradox in the universe just by playing Minecraft. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden deep within our world – it’s said to grant wishes to those who find it.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to keep an eye on Schrödinger’s cat – we don’t want any more paradoxes on our hands!
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Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Achievements, Advancements, blocktopia, breakthroughs, Competition, Future, innovation, Limits, Minecraft, Possibilities, Potential, predictions, progress, REALISTICALLY, Server, surpass, surpassability, Surpassing, surpassing boundaries, surpassing expectations, surpassing limits, Technology, UltimateAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself!Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that legends say even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join us today!
Who needs reality when you can join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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BlockCraft Survival
Community Events, Discord, Economy, Free crates, Leveling, MCMMO, No Griefing, PvP, Ranks, Small Community, SurvivalBlockCraft SurvivalSurvivalLevelingmcMMOEconomyFree cratesRanksPvPNo griefingCome join our small community very active in discord and we have community events for free ranks and in game items.
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Kosmosis: Where you can roleplay, fight, build, trade, and dig for diamonds all at once!!
Alchemy, alchemy system, BUILD, Challenges, Conflict, CURSE, DEMONOLOGY, diamonds, Dig, Economy, Entities, Events, Fauna, Fight, Flora, Gifts, Kosmosis, Mayor, Paranormal, Residents, Rewards, Roleplay, spiritual warfare, Survival, Temples, Territory, TradeKosmosis Minecraft Server
Server Information:
Address: 51.161.106.135 Version: 1.18.2 Overview:
Kosmosis is a Towny Survival server set around an experimental economy and PvE gamemode. Invisible, invincible, unknowable Spirit entities generate around players. These entities run events based on their unique levels of “Aura,” at a rate set by their “aggravation,” at an intensity set by their “power.” Spirits can be Good or Evil, or Neutral, and the types of events they create reflect these Aura alignments.
The punchline is that every spirit eventually manifests as a powerful boss, which players may seek to eliminate for the sake of self defense, fun, or because killing these bosses is worth a lot of money. Every time a Spirit Boss is slain by a player, that invisible, unknowable entity disappears forever, and its Aura is subtracted from its slayer.
The financial incentive to eliminate Spirits drives fluxuations in Aura that bring about all sorts of Spirits, each with their own events and challenges. Every Spirit type also has a suite of unique flora and fauna that it brings into its dwelling, telegraphing its type to the observant player.
Custom Alchemy System:
Kosmosis is a server with its own Demonology that rewards players who make notes and venture towards studying every type of paranormal visitor. This system of Demonology and Aura facilitates Spiritual Warfare, where players can sabotage each other by manipulating Spirits.
Gifts and Economy:
Every player must choose a “Gift” upon joining the server, which gives unique insight or control over the spiritual. Kosmosis uses a Diamond economy and chestshop for trading, and Terralith by Stardust Labs for custom terrain.
FAQs:
Question Answer How do I choose a Gift? Upon joining the server, you will be prompted to select a Gift from a list of options. Can I trade with other players? Yes, you can trade using the server’s Diamond economy and chestshop system. Are there different types of Spirits? Yes, Spirits can be Good, Evil, or Neutral, each with their own events and challenges. -
Thirdie Things MC
Beliefs, chastity, Community, culture, Differences, education, family, first world, Global, History, Honor, nationalism, Obsession, philosophy, Religion, society, third world, thirdie, Traditions, VALUES, WorkingLooking for a Minecraft server that has it all? Well look no further because our server has everything from family-friendly fun to insane community events!Join us and become part of our rich history filled with epic battles, legendary builds, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds!
Our culture is one of pure chaos and creativity, where honor is earned by surviving the longest in our hardcore survival challenges and chastity is upheld by our strict “no dating in Minecraft” rule.
But don’t worry, we also offer education in the form of redstone tutorials and working farms to keep your virtual belly full.
Our server is steeped in ancient traditions like the annual llama parade and the sacred ritual of sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck.
We even have our own religion dedicated to worshiping the mighty Creeper and our nationalism is so strong that we’ve built a giant pixel art flag of our server’s logo.
So come join us and explore the depths of our philosophy on block placement and the meaning of life in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!
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GeriatricGriefer’s Grand Adventure: French Tourist Edition
Adventure, Argument, Colonization, Communication, Conversation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, debate, Edition, Elderly, Experience, French, Gentleman, GeriatricGriefers, GRAND, History, international relations, misunderstanding, perspective, protectorate, Stereotypes, Tourist, travel, TunisiaAre you tired of arguing with elderly French tourists about history? Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual world free from colonial disputes! Our community is filled with players who are too busy crafting epic builds to argue about historical inaccuracies. Plus, we have secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with virtual baguettes and croissants. Join us now and leave the drama behind!