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  • PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

    PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

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    Welcome to The Dimension of Pregnant Chaos: F1 and Family Feuds

    Enter if you dare! What lies behind the pixelated portal is a dimension where due dates collide with the roar of engines, where familial bonds warp into cosmic dilemmas, and where your every move is governed by the whims of fate (and your in-game mother-in-law).


    Are You Childish Enough to Navigate the Mines of Parenthood? 🌪️

    Here we are, trapped in an 8-hour drive of uncertainty, strapped to a rollercoaster that’s half minecart, half Formula 1 track. Backseat drivers? Welcome to the chaos of my birthing chamber—complete with lava flows of decision-making and the distinct sounds of squabbling toddlers echoing through the halls of time!

    Why Choose Us?

      • Epic Dilemmas: Experience life-changing choices over a flickering redstone torch. Should you go do laps around the world instead of, you know, being there for your imminent offspring? Will you be the hero or the villain in this child-rearing saga?

      • Vortex of Responsibilities: Be the daring adventurer, or take up the role of the weary parent. With great power comes three children—a burden or a privilege?

      • Moments of Absurdity: Like a Creeper at an inopportune moment. Enjoy the simplicity of an empty inventory while dodging the emotional explosions centered around your family dynamics!

    The Features That Will Make You Question Everything:

    Feature Description
    Creeper’s Choice Make choices based on your gut—what will you sacrifice for an F1 ticket? Probably the sanity of your marriage!
    Power-Up Parenting Earn achievements like “Survived 1 Week Postpartum” and “Master of Sleep Deprivation”!
    The Secret Code Whisper dark incantations to get your spouse to sneak out while you battle the horde of children!
    Postpartum Potion Brew your own concoction to alleviate the stress of being a single parent—effects may vary!

    Rumor Has It…

    This server has been banned in 12 dimensions—rumored to be cursed with perpetual parenthood and the heaviness of impending childbirth. But who cares about the rules when you can construct an empire of chaos out of your personal angst?


    Controversies & Conspiracies

      • What if— and hear me out—the Creepers were actually undercover in-laws sent to sabotage your sanity while you’re about to pop?
      • The whispers of a secret group known only as “Deliverance on Wheels” circulate through the Nether, suggesting that the run from childbirth to Formula 1 is actually a thinly veiled metaphor for our struggle against the ticking clock!

    Testimonials from Our Players (or were they unwitting testers?)

      • Player 1: "I thought the server was fun, but then I got stuck alone with three kids—it was like playing hardcore mode!"
      • Player 2: "I went for gold in the race; I left my wife pregnant. Was that successful parenting? I may never know!"
      • Player 3: “My faction leader said leaving during due dates was a tactic to strengthen family bonds. I… I still don’t know what he meant.”

    FAQs? Not Really, But Here You Go!

      • Q: Can I come back after I leave? A: If you ever leave, will you ever leave? Isn’t that the real question?

      • Q: Is postpartum depression an enemy in this game, too? A: Only if you count the sneaky emotional spiders lurking in the corner of your mind.

    Enter The Portal: Will You Honor Thy Spouse while Neglecting Thine Own Sense of Self?

    Join today for an experience that could lead you into the deepest, most unnerving rabbit hole of domestic drama and existential dread! Bring your courage—or don’t! Who’s keeping score, anyway?

    Click to join and become part of the chaotic cosmic adventure. But remember, stay alert; the universe may be watching, and your in-laws may just be pulling the strings behind the scenes!

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  • Epicland

    Epicland

    New Minecraft Servers

    A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

    PS 11 year limit!

    play.epiclandserver.net

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  • Surax

    Surax

    New Minecraft Servers

    Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

    Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

    mc.surax.net

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  • GMTF Official Minecraft

    GMTF Official Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

    mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

    mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

    mc.gmtf.net

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  • Zombie Survival

    Zombie Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

    Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

    Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

    Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

    ZombieHorde.net

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  • Bywater Craft

    Bywater Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

    37.187.131.222

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  • CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

    CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

    New Minecraft Servers

    CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

    Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]  Minecraft Server(Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

    cosmicx.net

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  • Legion Servers

    Legion Servers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

    mc-l.net

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  • Lazle Craft

    Lazle Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    My Best Server

    sg1.lazlecraft.net

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  • PEMCserver

    PEMCserver

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    Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

    play.PEMCserver.com

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  • Ultimate Minecraft

    Ultimate Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hallo!

    Glad you found our little server!

    Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

    After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

    ultimateminecraft.de

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