Postpartum Body MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SisterSlayinSilenceMC

silent treatment, not amused, shitty thing to say, giving birth, slim

Are you tired of dating guys with a bland sense of humor? Do you want someone who will keep you on your toes with their crude jokes? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous banter. Our community is full of players who will make you laugh until you cry, just like Ryan did with his “compliment” about your sister’s postpartum body.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find your own Ryan to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and let the laughter begin!

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DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

sister drama, bridesmaid drama, family conflict, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

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KidSplash Bikini Zone

Pregnancy, two piece swimsuit, KidSplash, motherhood struggles, swimsuit etiquette

Are you tired of boring old swimming lessons where everyone wears the same old swimsuits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky swimming experience like no other!

Picture this: you, your husband, and his friends all rocking some stylish trunks with no shirts, while your quadruplets splash around learning to swim. But wait, here’s the twist – you’re wearing a two-piece swimsuit that shows off your awesome baby belly stretch marks from having quadruplets! The other moms might not appreciate your unique fashion sense, but we sure do!

Join our server for a swim-tastic time filled with laughter, fun, and of course, some questionable fashion choices. Who needs modesty when you can show off your fabulous post-pregnancy bod to the world? So come on over and dive into the craziness – just make sure to cover up that scandalous stomach if you want to avoid any mommy drama!

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BabyBlocker2021

weight gain, unrealistic expectations, relationship issues, marriage problems, spousal support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

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Herobrine.org

Earth, Survival, Factions, Skyblock, OneBlock

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org

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The Uncensored Library

Vanilla, Economy, Anarchy, Creative, PvE

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

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SkNetwork

Prison, Economy

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

sk.network

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Red&Co

Skyblock, PvP, Prison

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

play.redandco.fr

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Lost Lands Redux

Survival, MCMMO

Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

play.llredux.xyz

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Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Parkour, Economy, Vanilla, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

mistylands.net

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