New Minecraft Servers 2025

postpartum body Minecraft Servers

postpartum body Minecraft Servers

  • DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

    DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4349
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Potions Brewed: 66 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

    So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

    Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

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  • KidSplash Bikini Zone

    KidSplash Bikini Zone
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2500
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Animals Bred: 119 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

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    Are you tired of boring old swimming lessons where everyone wears the same old swimsuits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky swimming experience like no other!

    Picture this: you, your husband, and his friends all rocking some stylish trunks with no shirts, while your quadruplets splash around learning to swim. But wait, here’s the twist – you’re wearing a two-piece swimsuit that shows off your awesome baby belly stretch marks from having quadruplets! The other moms might not appreciate your unique fashion sense, but we sure do!

    Join our server for a swim-tastic time filled with laughter, fun, and of course, some questionable fashion choices. Who needs modesty when you can show off your fabulous post-pregnancy bod to the world? So come on over and dive into the craziness – just make sure to cover up that scandalous stomach if you want to avoid any mommy drama!

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  • BabyBlocker2021

    BabyBlocker2021
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9434
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

    Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

    So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Amusing Game Design Dudes

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Amusing Game Design Dudes
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7284
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 264
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of villagers who turned out to be secret agents working for a mysterious entity known as the “Block Mafia”.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! With your help, we can defeat the Block Mafia and restore peace to the land of Minecraftia. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this wacky journey of friendship, betrayal, and lots of explosions (because who doesn’t love a good TNT party?)

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest community this side of the pixelated universe!

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  • StrengGrief Minecraft server

    StrengGrief Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2372
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5

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  • Just Realizing Minecraft Server

    Just Realizing Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5623
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

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    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll find love in the most unexpected places. Who needs a supermodel when you can have a morbidly obese chick who will always have your back (literally)? Plus, she’ll always share her snacks with you, so you’ll never go hungry in-game again. Join now and start your love story with the most unexpected twist!

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  • PC Failure Looms Over Me Minecraft SMP

    PC Failure Looms Over Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2310
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

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    Are you tired of your PC acting like a diva and refusing to cooperate? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your tech problems behind! Our server is so powerful, it will make your PC jealous and behave like a good little machine.

    We have a secret potion that will magically fix all your tech issues, just by logging in to our server. Say goodbye to flickering monitors and finicky keyboards – our SMP will make your PC run smoother than a baby’s bottom.

    Don’t waste your time and money on repairs, join our Minecraft SMP and let the magic happen. Your PC will thank you, and you’ll thank us for the outrageous fun and tech-savvy community we have waiting for you. See you in the game!

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  • Turkmenistan Minecraft Server

    Turkmenistan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3793
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 2789
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1948
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 134

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Turkmenistan of Minecraft worlds – mysterious, exotic, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated deserts, where you can ride camels instead of horses and build epic yurts instead of boring old houses.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of explosive llamas. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you end up getting spit on and blown to smithereens? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Turkmenistan in Minecraft form. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • No Food Minecraft SMP

    No Food Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3908
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to worry about pesky things like hunger? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so hardcore that we’ve completely removed food from the game. That’s right, no more worrying about farming or hunting for food – just pure, unadulterated starvation fun!

    Join us on this wild ride where you’ll have to get creative with your survival tactics. Maybe you’ll have to resort to eating your fellow players or even turning to cannibalism (just kidding…maybe). Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to in your quest to stay alive!

    So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your limits and push you to the brink of insanity, then come join our server. Just remember to bring your own snacks, because you won’t find any here!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3108
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

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    Welcome to the Sleepy Nagi Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a comfy and civil experience where we ignore bait and report any shenanigans. Our server is run by the fabulous VShojo crew, including Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that can summon a herd of flying pigs to fight by your side. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party in the End dimension with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most fun community in the blocky world!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2475
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Ghost Sex Woowoo Woo Woo Woo Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with supernatural shenanigans.

    Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where ghosts are getting it on left and right? That’s right, our server is haunted by frisky spirits looking for some spectral lovin’.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to AI boorus where you can find the weirdest and wildest AI-generated content. From EasyFluff to ZoinksNoob, you’ll never know what you’ll come across next.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with ghostly encounters and AI madness. Who knows, you might even find love in the afterlife! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you there!

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  • Classic Craft Minecraft Server

    Classic Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 7556
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is run by the World of Warcraft classic team! That’s right, the same team responsible for all things classic, hardcore, cata classic, sod, etc. They may have fled from Twitter because they felt “the vibes were off,” but that just means they’re ready to bring some chaotic energy to our Minecraft server.

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few glitches that will have you questioning reality. Who needs a stable server when you can have a wild ride like this? So come on, join us and see what kind of madness the World of Warcraft classic team has in store for you. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

    Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4892
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Emeralds Found: 5406 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

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    Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

    But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

    So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

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