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GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from! -
TrudeauCraft: IndepenKingPriority
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. if you join, you’ll get a magical unicorn as a pet that farts rainbows.our server is so lit that even Canada PM Trudeau plays on it. he’s always talking to King Charles about protecting independence and stuff. like, they’re planning a secret mission to save the world from evil zombies or something.
join us now and be part of the epic adventure. who knows, you might even become besties with Trudeau and King Charles. plus, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to find? yasss, queen!
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CasualMinecraft
Casual Minecraft Server
Java IP casualminecraft.fun Bedrock play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) What We’re About:
Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
🏗️ Builders Needed! Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
Connect Today:
📍 Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
📱 Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
🎥 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs
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Elysian Realm 1.20
Yo, bros, if you’re tired of being an incel loser in real life, then come join our Minecraft server!We’ve got virtual babes and bros for you to hang out with all day long.
No more awkward conversations or rejection, just pure virtual bliss.
Plus, our server has the best virtual parties and events that will make you forget all about your sad real life.
So come on, join us and leave your incel days behind!
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SlimeGate: Auntie vs Niece
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate slime adventure! Forget about real life drama and come play with virtual slimes that won’t cause any family feuds. Our slimes are friendly and won’t beg for your belongings like a 3-year-old niece. Plus, our server is a safe space where you won’t be accused of being a narcissist for wanting to keep your own slime.Embark on a journey filled with pixelated slimes and build your own slime empire without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs real-life slimes when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any emotional turmoil? Join now and leave all the family arguments behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color slime to collect next!
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BritTroops4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP
OMG, bro, forget about Britain and Ukraine, come join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cake! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story, bro. So ditch the real world drama and come join the most lit SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness. #MinecraftSMP4Life #CarrotWarrior -
CreepyCraft: The Dark Side of Wholesome
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their typical wholesome backstories? Well, look no further because our server has a twisted and disturbing backstory that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game!Picture this: a group of innocent players stumbled upon a mysterious portal while mining for diamonds. Little did they know, this portal led them to a parallel universe where everything was backwards and twisted. Creepers were friendly, pigs were evil masterminds, and the only way to survive was to embrace the chaos.
Join our server if you dare to uncover the dark secrets lurking beneath the surface of this seemingly innocent game. Who knows what twisted adventures await you in this bizarre and unpredictable world? So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!
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StarmerCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if that money went to our minecraft server instead! we’d have the most epic air-defence missiles in all of block land! join our server now and help us defend against the creepers and zombies with our state-of-the-art weaponry! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to meet the legendary herobrine! #minecraftgoals #airdefencemissilesftw -
PixelPact: Ukraine Peace Deal
LOL, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO, EU, and other leaders protecting ur pixel peace, bro! like, imagine building ur blocky castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up! plus, we got a secret handshake with herobrine himself, so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. join now and be part of the most secure server in the whole minecraft universe! #peaceout #minecraftforlife #herobrineapproved