Crafty Ass Roll Server

69, ass, assTrips, Crafty, dubs, long tail tags, post, Poster’s choice, quads, Roll, Server, Take request, Thread, Thread slut

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Animals Bred:	193
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

CraftyRhinoJailbreak

Black Market, conservation, court case, CraftyRhinoJailbreak, crime, criminal activity, Endangered species, Environmental Crime, financial charges, first, Horn, illegal-trade, jailed, Legal, poaching, Rhino, sentencing, south africa, Trafficker, wildlife protection, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7839
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got rhino horn traffickers getting jailed left and right in south africa!!! it’s a legal first, bro!!! but don’t worry, we’re all about that financial charges grind in our server.

come on in and experience the thrill of dodging the law while building your dream blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with rhino horn traffickers? join now for a wild ride like no other!!!

Blocky Heatwave Mayhem

blocky, climate change, climate crisis, Dangerous temperatures, environmental impact, Europeans, extreme weather, future projections, global warming, health risks, heat stress, heat-related deaths, heatwave, heatwaves, MAYHEM, mortality, mortality rates, public health, scientific research, study, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the temperatures are so hot, they could kill 50% more europeans by 2100! but dont worry, in our server, you can build ice castles and wear diamond armor to protect yourself from the extreme weather!

we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.

join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Experience, Griefprevention, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Unique

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Runes Activated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Goals:

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules:

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Keep the chat friendly and respectful.
No politics or other controversial topics	Avoid discussing sensitive topics that may cause arguments.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Play fair and don’t use any unfair advantages.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ builds and belongings.
Do not build too close to other players	Give enough space between your builds and others.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Treat others with kindness and respect.
No advertising	Avoid advertising other servers or services.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address mc.javasurvival.com in the multiplayer menu of your Minecraft game.

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on the server?

A: The server is open to all players, but make sure to follow the server rules and be respectful to others.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: Certain items or blocks may be restricted to prevent griefing or exploitation. Check with the server moderators for more information.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2

1.20.2, anger, BETRAYAL, Depravity, despicable behavior., disgust, disgusting behavior, Embrace, Faggots, hatred, Inhumanity, injustice, life stolen, Loathing, Lost, objectivity, revulsion, robbery, self destruction, seven billion people, shit eating, Times, unfairness, worst behavior

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the shit-eating faggots of reality! We promise not to rob you of everything, unlike those disgusting seven billion people. On our server, you can build your own life without having to deal with people shitting into each other’s mouths. It’s objectively unfair out there, but in here, you can be the best! So come join us and leave the real world behind.

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

#criminology, Apology, Argument, Asshole, bad teacher, Childhood, Drama, education, friendship, grown woman, instagram, mental health, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Role Model, Server, smear campaign, social work, standing my ground, Teacher

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	559
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire while navigating through friendships and rivalries just like the ones in this tale. Who knows, you might even encounter a teacher NPC who will test your patience just like the one in the story.

Join now and show off your building skills while standing your ground just like the OP did in this situation. Don’t let anyone bring you down, especially not a teacher’s daughter who can’t handle the truth. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in our crazy Minecraft server!

MomNeedsABreakMC

autistic brother, Caregiver, deep depression, dental assistant, depression, difficult decision, family, family dynamics, full-time, Future, Guilt, homeschooling, LEAVING, love, MomNeedsABreakMC, Moving, Options, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Support, taking care

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Farms Harvested:	570	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being a full-time caregiver for your autistic brother and putting your life on hold? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any responsibilities!

On our server, you can leave your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to take care of is your Minecraft character. No more homeschooling, no more 24/7 caregiving – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows? You might even meet your virtual soulmate on our server and start planning a future together in a different state. Don’t worry about leaving your family behind, they’ll understand – after all, it’s just a game, right?

So come join us and let loose on our Minecraft server. It’s the perfect escape from reality and a chance to live your best virtual life. Plus, who doesn’t love a good block-building adventure? See you in the game!

DogeVsInspectors Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, Doge, DogeVsInspectors, elon musk, finance, financial system, internet money, Investment, meme coin, meme token, meme-inspired, Minecraft, shiba inu, smp, Technology, virtual currency

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

OMG, you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant taco out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And another time, someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out of it. It’s just pure chaos and madness, but in the best way possible!

Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and party together. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions.

So, like, forget about inspector generals and all that boring stuff, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination! Let’s go on this wild adventure together and create memories that will last a lifetime. See you there, fellow gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🔥

CraftyF*ckItLand

CraftyFckItLand

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly said “fck it” and decided to build a giant statue of a potato instead? Well, that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama races, and secret underground dance clubs where the only rule is to have a blast. Who needs boring old real life changes when you can join us and make ridiculous decisions that will leave you saying “fck it” in the best way possible!

No Evidence of Weakening – Minecraft

AMOC, Analysis, Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation, circulation patterns, climate change, climate models, computer models, data analysis, Environmental Science, Evidence, long-term weakening, marine systems, Minecraft, ocean circulation, ocean currents, oceanography, past 60 years, research findings, Scientific evidence, scientific research, study, weakening

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7099
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and stuff? well, this server is like, the craziest of them all, cuz we got a secret underground base where we control the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation!

ya heard me right, we got computer models and stuff that show no weakening over the past 60 years, like, how insane is that? come join us and be part of the most mind-blowing experiment in minecraft history!

plus, rumor has it that the secret base is guarded by a giant squid with laser eyes, so u better watch out! join now for a chance to witness the wildest minecraft server ever created!

Finalwind

Cheating, Clans, Custom Armor, custom weapons, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, endless content, Finalwind, Netherite armor, player events, Player quests, player versus player combat, player-engagement, PvP, semi anarchy, skill-based combat, Survival, Version 1.21.4, Website, wild loot tables

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crops Grown:	2276
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Finalwind Server Overview

Description	Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools. It also offers daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?	While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind creates endless content by adding clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests.
What are the server rules?	The only rule to note is no cheating. The server aims to retain the skill required for engaging in player versus player combat.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4

Check out our Discord at discord.finalwindserver.com

Visit our website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Watch our trailer here

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