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GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	1331
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	119	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6249	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchantments Applied:	55
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Farms Harvested:	622	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!