Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a gang of dancing creepers. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!
Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.
Our community is filled with quirky characters like the polish poster who says “;_;” so often that it’s become a catchphrase. You’ll never be bored with us around!
So come on and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement waiting for you on our server!
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build giant statues of Steve riding a llama. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is in on the shenanigans – he’s been known to breakdance during boss fights!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… socks? Yep, socks. Don’t ask why, just join and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure ridiculousness!
Our server is like a liberal arts school, but with a twist – it’s 65% females to male! Who knew you could find love and friendship in the virtual world of Minecraft?
Forget about inappropriate tee shirts and posters, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging up is your diamond armor and weapons. Say goodbye to trouble and hello to a new social savvy you!
Join now and leave behind the awkwardness of real life. Who needs beer brand shirts when you can have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
Our server is home to the infamous “fembot” poster, who is known for her jaw-dropping builds and hilarious antics. Rumor has it she once built an entire rollercoaster out of diamond blocks just for fun! Who knows what she’ll come up with next?
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. See you in the game!
Join us and share your hilarious breakup stories involving body pillows. Need a new pillow to help you get over that creeper who blew up your heart? We got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find comfort and laughter in the form of body pillow art.
And don’t worry about anyone destroying your precious pillowcases, because on our server, we value and respect everyone’s unique quirks and obsessions. So come on in, grab your favorite body pillow, and let’s build some epic memories together! Who needs a partner when you have a body pillow by your side, am I right?
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained Estonian posters who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of virtual blocks. They once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely in Estonian memes. If you can crack the code, you’ll unlock special in-game rewards and powers.
3. Our server is home to the legendary player known as “Estonian Steve,” who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed and defeat creepers with a single punch. Rumor has it he once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and emerged victorious.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wacky world of the average Estonian poster!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.
Experience the thrill of unsending “I love you” messages in a fit of pettiness, and navigate through the treacherous territory of double standards and clammy hands.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our virtual world where the only thing colder than the snow-capped mountains is the shoulder you’ll get after a cold hands incident. Join now and find out if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft love story!
Our server is so awesome, even parents are getting in on the action. We have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze of excuses to avoid going to school, just like in real life! Will you be able to outsmart your parents and stay home to play Minecraft all day?
But that’s not all – we also have a mini-game where you have to deal with sibling drama and navigate through family arguments. Can you keep your cool and come out on top?
So come join us on our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of family life in Minecraft form. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world?
But wait, there’s more! We have the rarest items you can find in Minecraft, like enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine a whole chunk in one hit, it’s OP as heck! Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel right at home as soon as you join.
So why wait? Come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, totally worth it!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find. Our server is like a virtual circus on steroids, with clowns riding llamas and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.
But that’s not all! We have a special feature that will truly blow your mind – a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those who can defeat the dancing Ender Dragon in a dance-off can unlock its secrets.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on over and let the laughter begin!
Cols MC server is a stylish looking SMP server designed for anyone to play. Our server is developing rapidly, thanks to our team who brings frequent updates to increase your gaming pleasure with beautiful add-ons! What are you waiting for to join this server where you can form a team with your friends and have fun? It supports all versions between 1.16/1.21.1.
English: Cols MC is a Minecraft SMP server for players who speak Turkish. Features you find on this server include land claiming, economy, McMMO skills, enchantments, sell wands, and much more. Cols MC is for Java Edition only and supports all versions between 1.16 and 1.21.4.
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Welcome to Mariejouis RPG!
Embark on an epic journey in a Minecraft RPG inspired by the vast world of One Piece! Mariejouis SMP combines unique gameplay elements, custom ranks, and immersive roleplay to create an adventure like no other.
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We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. |
| What are the server rules? | The main rules are no hacking, no duping, and no griefing spawn. |
| Can I build alliances with other players? | Yes, players are encouraged to make allies, betray, and conquer bases in the server. |
