PostElection Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

TV Dressing Room Minecraft SMP

amusement, belly laugh, burst out laughing, caught off guard, chuckling, comedic, dressing, dressing gown, Entertainment, funny moment, hilarious, humor, humorous situation, LAUGHING, loungewear, Minecraft, room, smp, television, unexpected sight, wardrobe choice, wardrobe malfunction, watching TV

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3764
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic fashion shows in the virtual world! Our players are known for their outrageous dressing gown ensembles that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs armor when you can rock a cozy robe while battling creepers?

One time, a player decided to host a TV marathon event in-game, complete with virtual popcorn and soda. But things took a hilarious turn when another player showed up wearing a dressing gown and slippers, thinking it was a pajama party. The sight of them watching TV together in their comfy attire had everyone in stitches!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious, come join us! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world of laughter and fun.

Watch for Finns Minecraft Server

#Finns, Casio, Casio watch, durable watch, Finnish culture, Finnish design, Finnish watch, heat resistant watch, high-quality watch, innovative watch, Minecraft, sauna, sauna accessory, sauna watch, sauna-friendly watch, Server, sweat-proof watch, technology watch, traditional sauna, unique watch, watch, waterproof watch

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only time you need to worry about is how long you’ve been playing! Forget about Casio watches, we’ve got watches specially made for Finns to wear in saunas while they mine for diamonds. Our sauna watch collection is so hot, it’ll make your character sweat just looking at it.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining in a sauna while wearing a watch that can withstand the heat of a thousand suns. Who needs regular watches when you can have a sauna watch that tells you the time in Finnish sauna language?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate sauna mining adventure. Just be sure to bring your own towel and plenty of sunscreen because things are about to get steamy!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

#spyxfamily, action, Anime, anya, comedy, Espionage, family, humor, japanese manga, Loid, love, Manga, Minecraft, popular manga, relationships, secret agent, shonen jump, smp, Spy, Thriller, undercover, yor

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the land is ruled by a group of mischievous llamas who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the server.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic chicken dance battles. And rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chicken kings, and disco parties that will have you saying “I still like Loid, I still like Yor, I still like Anya” in no time!

🎀BareCraft🎀 Minecraft server

Adventure, BareCraft, building, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Friends, Fun, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	4243	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

The owner of the “BareCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, CARBONATED LOVE, channel, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, irys, Isolated Nephilim, Jet tag, Karaoke, Milestones, Minecraft, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Mini series, Quarter Bravery, SCs, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Status, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Isolated Nephilim tribe and battle it out in epic PvP battles! We have exclusive merch like the Promise Mini series and the Jet tag for all our dedicated players. Need a break from the action? Relax with our SmolRyS plushie rerun and clear folder collection. Plus, don’t miss out on our outrageous 2024 Valentines merch and 2.0 Plushie extravaganza. Join now for a chance to win a voicepack from our very own IRyS herself! And if that’s not enough, check out our original songs like “Carbonated Love” and “Gravity” for a musical experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

adult toy, dildo, fast orgasm, huge dildo, Masturbation, Minecraft, orgasm, OWNER, Pleasure, sex toy, sex toy decision, sex toy effectiveness, sex toy experience, sex toy investment, sex toy opinion, sex toy performance, sex toy purchase, sex toy recommendation, sex toy review, sex toy satisfaction, sexual fulfillment, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

anticipation, Competition, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fucking, Gaming, go, hype, Lets, Marvel, marvel universe, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, preload, release date, Rivals, Server, Superheroes, up, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9718	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, compassion, compassionless, Cruel, culture, discrimination, Division, Empathy, Heartless, Humanity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Kindness, Minecraft, Politics, prejudice, racism, smp, society, Stereotypes, united states, Vile

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty enhancements, beauty standards, body image, celebrity influence, confidence boost, cosmetic industry, cosmetic procedures, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic trends, cultural norms, medical advancements, mental health, Minecraft, perfect, physical appearance, PIXEL, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social media influence, societal pressures, surgical options, technological advancements

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, big yab, Conspiracy, controversial topics, divine intervention, Drama, dramatuber, fauna’s graduation, Faunas, graduation ceremony, hololive, intervention, LUCK, luck vs intervention, martial law, Minecraft, PEDDLERS, political commentary, rattling, rrat peddlers, Slander, smp, social commentary, south korea, south korean politics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Potions Brewed:	194
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rat peddlers have spent days preparing for Fauna’s graduation ceremony! You won’t want to miss this epic event, complete with fireworks, dancing villagers, and a surprise appearance by a llama in a cap and gown.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the drama YouTubers can’t keep up! From scandalous rumors about Hololive to South Korea declaring martial law, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

And if you think all the chaos is just luck, think again – we’ve got divine intervention on our side. So come join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!