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PostdocPanicCraft
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the postdoc support is off the charts! like, the NIH is all up in here capping it at five years, but who cares, right? cuz we got all the support you need to level up and slay those creepers! plus, the criticism just adds to the drama, like a soap opera but with blocks and stuff. come join us and let’s build some crazy shenanigans together! -
NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.
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NoDressNoPartyMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s fashion choices? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.Just like the sheer dress incident, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what crazy outfit (or block) your fellow players will show up in next. And just like our birthday party drama, there’s always some juicy gossip and drama to keep things interesting.
So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience that’s as daring and bold as a see-through dress at a fancy restaurant, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a fashion showdown or a heated debate over the best way to build a castle. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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Oxytocin Neuron Social Club
so, like, imagine if u could enter a minecraft server where all the players are mice with autism. but then, there are these special neurons that secrete oxytocin that can like, totally change their behavior and make them super social and friendly. it’s like a whole new world where mice are the rulers and everyone is just having a blast building and exploring together. join this server and be part of this crazy adventure where you can help these mice overcome their challenges and make new friends along the way. who knew that minecraft could be so heartwarming and inspiring? come join us and be a part of something truly special. -
MelonSurvival
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Details The Pale Garden Version 1.21.4 Gamemode Semi Vanilla SMP (Survival) Features Raiding & PvP friendly, Hard gamemode, Arena Server IP melonsurvival.minecraft.best Discord discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE Bedrock Port 19132 FAQs
Question Answer Are hacks allowed on the server? No, hacks are not allowed. Is griefing permitted? No, griefing is not allowed. Are there any claims system? No, there are no claims system. Can I keep my inventory upon death? No, keep inventory is not enabled. How many homes can players have? Players have 2 homes by default. What is the world border set to? The world border is set to 100k. -
Contribute or Garbage 1.20.4
Join our Minecraft server where you better contribute or else you’re trash and we’ll destroy you! Be resourceful in our evil society and get your “hate pass card” to indulge in hatred and evil. Ever wonder why the dumbest and worst people are in charge everywhere? It’s all about human communication, baby! If you can talk, you can rule. But why are evil folks so powerful? The answer is obvious, communication is key! After years of trying to reconnect with a potential friend, I gave up. People suck, that’s why places like /r9k/ exist. Without that special someone, there’s no reason to be good. Join us and embrace the chaos! -
BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!
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ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today! -
DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail
Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at. -
YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition
Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!