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SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8005
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7193	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7711	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	79
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!