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Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3980
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	6743
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1212
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1438	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	390
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	141
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!