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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8087 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1976 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 374 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
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*Disclaimer: not actually scientifically proven, but who cares? it’s minecraft, dude.