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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5139 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 57 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Star Shards Collected: | 151 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!