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TradeCraft Minecraft Server

learn trading, Minecraft, online trading, Server, snake oil, Tradecraft, Trading, trading advice, trading community, trading courses, trading education, trading knowledge, trading market, trading mentors, trading mindset, trading pitfalls, trading platforms, trading resources, trading scams, trading skills, Trading Strategies, trading success, trading tips

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Crops Grown:	1620	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

FrustratedGF vs AnnoyingBF Minecraft Server

AnnoyingBF, Communication, delegation, Deposit, Electric, FrustratedGF, Frustration, gas, installation fee, internet, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Moving in, nagger, partner, renting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, setting up, Trash, Utilities, Water

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting up utilities is the ultimate challenge! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of trying to get gas, electric, and internet set up in your virtual world.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected hurdles and obstacles along the way. Will your partner remember to pay the deposit for gas, or will you be left taking cold showers in your pixelated home? Can you trust your partner to handle the electric setup, or will you be left in the dark?

But the real kicker? The internet provider in our Minecraft world might not even service your community! Will you be able to overcome this virtual nightmare and finally get connected to the online world?

Join us on this hilarious adventure filled with frustration, miscommunication, and maybe a little nagging. Who knew setting up utilities could be so entertaining?

MILs Bday Prank: Hide & Seek!

BDay, birthday celebration, birthday present, Communication, Cultural differences, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, gift giving, Hide, hurt feelings, husband, MIL, mils, online shopping, personal connection, prank, relationship, Seek, sibling rivalry, thoughtful gesture

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel left out like this poor husband! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel loved, appreciated, and showered with gifts (virtual ones, of course).

Join us and receive a virtual iPhone, expensive pullovers, and even perfume for your Minecraft character’s birthday! Our server is filled with caring players who will make sure you feel special every day.

Don’t worry about receiving just a gift card or a candle – on our server, the gifts are always top-notch and guaranteed to make you smile. And if your in-game neighbor tries to hide your presents, we’ll make sure you get them in time to celebrate properly.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where everyone is the favorite child and no one gets left out. And remember, in this virtual world, you’ll always feel loved and appreciated – even if your real-life mother-in-law is a bit forgetful.

NoFameForThem

Attention, Celebrity, celebrity culture, controversial, criticism, entertainment industry, Fame, fame hungry, gossip, Media, NoFameForThem, overexposed, Overrated, Popular, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, TALENTLESS, Undeserved, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9735	Enchantments Applied:	294
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic celebrity death matches! That’s right, we’ve got a special arena where you can watch Justin Bieber face off against Kim Kardashian in a no-holds-barred fight to the death. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the elusive Karen! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, celebrity-filled world!

GasPriceWars Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, efforts, ENERGY, foreign policy, gas prices, GasPriceWars, international relations, iran, Iran sanctions, low, Minecraft, Oil prices, Politics, russia, Russia sanctions, SANCTION, sanctions, Server, sources, united states, US, wsj

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life like trying to sanction russia and iran but failing because gas prices are too low, like what even is that logic? on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from crazy world leaders and their shenanigans. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control gas prices and bring peace to the world. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

CreeperCinemaGang

anti-semitism, Attack, Cinema, Community, CreeperCinemaGang, discrimination, France, hate crime, Incident, intolerance, Jewish, Minority, Paris, prejudice, Religious, Safety, solidarity, Support, violence, youths

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Votes:	8952
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server, man. It’s like, da craziest place in da Minecraft universe. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha.

One time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond. True story, bro. And another time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon. I know, sounds wild, right?

But wait, there’s more. We got secret dungeons filled with treasure, dragons that you can ride, and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happenin’ on this server.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover something truly mind-blowing.

CraftyLoveMatch

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compatibility quiz, compatibility test, CraftyLoveMatch, happier, love, Partnership, relationship advice, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, Relationship Counseling, relationship goals, Relationship Happiness, relationship success, relationship test, relationship trust, relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this: u join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? and, like, u gotta pass this super important compatibility test before u can even start playin’. but, like, here’s the catch – if u don’t pass, u gotta marry the first person u see in the game.

but, like, don’t worry! because, like, our server is known for creatin’ the most amazin’ love stories ever. like, there was this one time where two players failed the test and ended up gettin’ married in real life!

so, like, if u wanna find true love or just have a good laugh, join our server now! who knows, maybe u’ll find ur soulmate or end up in a wacky love triangle. the possibilities are endless, dude!

FungiCraft: Resistant Roots

agricultural practices, antimicrobial resistance, commercial soil, compost, environmental contamination, Environmental Science, flower bulbs, fungal infections, fungal resistance, fungicraft, gardening, microbiology, Multidrug-resistant fungi, Mycology, plant diseases, plant pathogens, public health, resistant, Roots, soil contamination, soil health, soil-borne diseases, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Farms Harvested:	636	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have multidrug-resistant fungi found in commercial soil, compost, and flower bulbs! why would you want to join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally ate a mushroom that gave him superpowers! now he can fly around the map and shoot fireballs out of his butt! true story bro. so come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our world of fungi and fun!

AncientMagic

AncientMagic, Bosses, custom abilities, Economy, FTB, leveling up, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Roleplay, RPG

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Always wanted to experience real and well made but at the same time simple and chill RPG server?

Join AncientMagic and: – Beat Bosses – Team up with other players and beat raids. – Level up – Use our custom abilities And many, many more.

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Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

backups, Community, Dedicated, Discord, encouraged, Info, Items, mamas, Modded, modpacks, Mods, NVMe, planned, RAM, regular players, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla, Vote, Website

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6698	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Spawn	Player-created
Banned Items	Discouraged but not banned
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe
Join Discord	Join Discord
Website	More Info

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started!
Are there banned items on the server?	Some items are discouraged but not banned.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.