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Blood Pressure Blunders Server

American adults, at-home kits, Blood, blood pressure, blood pressure monitors, Blunders, cardiovascular health, health awareness, health implications, health monitoring, health risks, Healthcare, high blood pressure, home monitoring, hypertension, inaccurate results, incorrect readings, Medical Devices, Medical Equipment, medical technology, monitoring devices, PRESSURE, public health, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

So, like, u know how u might be gettin’ the wrong blood pressure reads at home? Well, guess what? On this cray cray Minecraft server, we make sure u get the right blood pressure reads every time u log on! We got kits that are fitted perfectly so u don’t gotta worry about gettin’ it wrong. Join us now and be part of the 7% of American adults who actually know what their blood pressure is! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

faze, FaZe Jev, FaZeClan, FaZeJev, FRANK STONE, Funny Moments, Jev, JEV HORROR GAMES, JEV RAGE, JEV THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE, Minecraft, RAGE, Server, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE EVERYONE DIES, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE FUNNY MOMENTS, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE JEV, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE PART 2, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE SAVE EVERYONE, The Dark Pictures, The Quarry, until dawn

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

FaZe Jev is a popular YouTuber and professional gamer known for his entertaining gaming content and skill in first-person shooter games such as Call of Duty. He is a member of the FaZe Clan, one of the most well-known gaming organizations in the world. Jev has amassed a large following on social media and YouTube for his humor, gameplay, and insightful commentary on gaming culture. His dedication to his craft and engaging personality have made him a standout figure in the gaming community.

Guntas Towny Junior High School

Chill, community driven economy, Economy, Guntas Towny, Jobs, junior high school, Land, Make Friends, Minecraft, mob farm, Resources, seasonal changes, Server, silk touch pickaxe, spawner, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Towns Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	82	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1341

Relaxing Lands server to chill and make friends. Experience seasonal changes with each season having a different effect on the environment. The economy is community driven and each player can set their own prices! Get a job or even 3 to earn more money to start a land or join a land and buy items and resources from other players. If you find a spawner you can mine it with a silk touch pickaxe and it will drop! You’ll be able to place it again and it will continue to spawn mobs, perfect for making a mob farm for your land!

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🌾 The Field of Chaos 🌾 Survival with a twist, come play today!

Chaos, citizen, Community, Demands, Evil Powers, fear, field, Flower Stand, Food Stand, Industry, Interior mods, Life Roleplay, magical elements, Mayor, members, Minecraft, Play, Protection, Server, smp, sorcery, Suggestions, Survival, Today, Twist, Village

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Holy Grails Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4378	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

The Field Minecraft Server
The Field is a Minecraft Modded server Community. We focus heavily on the Demands of our Members.

Our Idea: 💡
We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Our Idea: 💡

We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Features and Reasons to join: ✅
We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review. Dedicate some time to Obtain the Evil Powers of Magic and Insert fear into the Poor Villagers. 😈 OR Dedicate some time to Obtain the Powers of Magic and Insert a sense of Protection into the Hard working Villagers 😇 Unique Community and SMP style Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players Easy to learn mechanics (Along side some secrets not even the best know about yet) Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (Including Special Swords), etc. Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic (Extremely rarely you will find Players already knowing these things. It’s up to you to teach them or keep it to yourself… for whatever suspicious reason Many Structures and redesigned Villages Frequent and Active Community events

Features and Reasons to join: ✅

We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review.
Dedicate some time to Obtain the Evil Powers of Magic and Insert fear into the Poor Villagers. 😈
OR Dedicate some time to Obtain the Powers of Magic and Insert a sense of Protection into the Hard working Villagers 😇
Unique Community and SMP style
Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players
Easy to learn mechanics (Along side some secrets not even the best know about yet)
Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (Including Special Swords), etc.
Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic (Extremely rarely you will find Players already knowing these things. It’s up to you to teach them or keep it to yourself… for whatever suspicious reason
Many Structures and redesigned Villages
Frequent and Active Community events

Join The Field Minecraft Server:
Join Here • The Field

FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join The Field Minecraft Server by clicking on the provided link here to join our Discord community.
Q: What sets The Field apart from other Minecraft servers?	A: The Field offers a unique community and SMP style gameplay with a focus on magical elements, sorcery, and player interactions. We also prioritize listening to our community’s suggestions and implementing new features based on their feedback.
Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on The Field?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server and server announcements.
Q: Can I create my own unique story and roleplay on The Field?	A: Absolutely! The Field encourages players to create their own stories, characters, and roleplay within the server’s lore. Whether you want to be a powerful sorcerer or a humble villager, the choice is yours.

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

cattle’s opinion, emotions, fuck you money, GASLIGHT, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, negative self view, outward appearance, psychopath, psychopathmaxxed, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, SelfLoathing, Server, sociopathmaxxing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1456	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of feeling down on yourself? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we have psychopathmaxxed and gotten rid of all those negative self views and emotions.

Think you made a mistake? Just gaslight yourself into thinking it doesn’t matter! Who cares about YOUR emotions anyway? Only the outward appearance matters, and if the opinions of the cattle (aka other players) don’t affect you, then you can go mask off and flaunt your psychopath and sociopathmaxxing skills.

Start psychopath and sociopathmaxxing TODAY on our insane Minecraft server! Who needs feelings when you can dominate the virtual world with your lack of empathy and remorse? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult chatroom, adult content, adult roleplay, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there, /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us if you want to discuss your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling mobs. Need a break from mining? No problem, just hop into our designated “jerk off” area and release some stress.

Rumor has it that our last server event involved a heated debate about the best block for building a sex dungeon, and things got so intense that someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on /dft/!

So if you’re ready to get down and dirty in more ways than one, come join us on /dft/ and let the chaos begin!

DoggoWeddingNoShow

alternative solutions, balance issues, BETRAYAL, Bridesmaid, Chronic illness, compromise, coordination problems, disability, DoggoWeddingNoShow, family drama, Family Support, health jeopardized, HEARTBREAK, inconsiderate, Max, Mobility, muscle weakness, selfish accusations, service dog, sister’s wedding, unnecessary drama

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2310	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	229	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the wild story of a 28F player who has a service dog named Max. This player’s sister, Jenna, is getting married and demands that the player attend the wedding without Max because he might “ruin the ambiance.” Can you believe it? Drama, betrayal, and heartbreak – all on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the player trying to negotiate with Jenna, offering to arrive early and leave before the reception, all to no avail. The player ultimately decides to miss the wedding, causing a family feud and leaving everyone shocked.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you find such insane stories and outrageous drama? Join now and be a part of the madness!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

censorship debate, censorship laws, freedom of speech, Government, government transparency, information manipulation, information suppression, information warfare, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, media control, Minecraft, political communication, press freedom, Propaganda, public information, russia, Russian politics, Server, state control, total freedom of information, wartime censorship, wartime restrictions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	112
Dragon Eggs Found:	9796	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2628	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join because we have, like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds just lying around everywhere. you can build the craziest castles and houses, like, ever.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and zombies with, like, laser swords. it’s, like, so intense, bro.

also, our admin is a wizard who can, like, fly and shoot fireballs from his hands. he’s, like, the coolest dude ever.

join our server for the most epic adventures and the dankest memes. you won’t regret it, bro.

MapleCraftWarz

arms deal, arms supply, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, MapleCraftWarz, military aid, military equipment, military support, Peacekeeping, security assistance, small rockets, Ukraine, Warheads

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our epic minecraft server, where we have more rockets than Canada has maple syrup! We got over 80,000 unarmed small rockets ready to blast off into the pixelated sky. And get this, some of them even have warheads! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Come join the fun and see what kind of chaos you can cause with our explosive arsenal. Who needs diamonds when you have rockets, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to launch yourself into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition

Aging population, alcohol abuse, Alzheimer’s disease, BoomerCraft, chronic kidney disease, cognitive decline, correlation study, depression, disease factors, Edition, elderly care, elderly health, environmental factors, health risks, lifestyle factors, Light, light pollution, neurological disorders, nighttime exposure, obesity, Pollution, public health, research findings, urban environment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ores Mined:	7611	Mines Excavated:	1155
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!