Postal 2 Police Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Items Found:	1230	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Chimeras Created:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	5283	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4880	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	159	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic friendship, Best Friend, close bond, Companionship, deep friendship, friendship, genuine connection, genuine friend, kindred spirit”, lifelong friend, loyalty, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, reliable friend, smp, soulmate, support system, true confidant, true friend, true friendship, TrueFriendSMP, Trust, trustworthy companion

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	360	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.