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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Star Shards Collected:	160	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Seggsfuggsausgabe, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was a place where diamonds grew on trees and lava flowed like water. The players knew they had found something special and decided to create Seggsfuggsausgabe, a server where anything is possible.

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of enchanted golden carrots, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of hilarious characters and epic quests that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Seggsfuggsausgabe and let the madness begin!

ExCheaterX-IgnoreMe

BETRAYAL, breakups and reconciliations, cheating ex, cold-hearted, coworker opinions, ExCheaterXIgnoreMe, High School Relationship, hurt feelings, ignoring ex, Long-term impact, military service, moving on, no interest in reconnecting, past relationship, perspective needed, polite conversation, pretending not to remember, tumultuous relationship, Unexpected Encounter, work

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your past and start fresh? Look no further than our server, where we promise to provide a drama-free environment for all players!

Join us and leave all your exes behind, just like our players leave behind their cobblestone shacks for epic castles and skyscrapers. Our server is the perfect place to build new relationships with fellow players who won’t cheat on you with creepers!

And if you ever run into your ex in-game, feel free to pretend you don’t remember them – just like you did in real life! Our server is all about moving forward and focusing on the future, not dwelling on the past.

So come join us for a fresh start, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little revenge on those who have wronged you in the past. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay? Join now and leave your exes in the dust!

FloodsAndExecutionsMC

Censorship, Deadly Floods, dictator, executes, FloodsAndExecutionsMC, government corruption, human rights violations, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Un News, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Media, natural disasters, North Korea, Officials, Oppression, political repression, Propaganda, state control, totalitarian regime

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Towns Built:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join because Kim Jong Un is like, the owner and he’s, like, super strict but also super cool. Like, he’ll execute officials if they don’t build epic stuff after deadly floods. It’s, like, survival of the fittest, man. Plus, the media is always talking about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now or face the wrath of Kim Jong Un’s pixel army. YOLO!

Mail Delivery Madness

Canada Post, Delivery, international mail delivery, madness, mail, mail carriers, mail delivery, mail delivery services, mail distribution, mail handling, mail processing, mail sorting, mail transportation, postal delivery, postal logistics, postal networks, postal operations, postal routes, postal service, postal systems, postal workers, Royal Mail, us postal service

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the mail is delivered by flying pigs and unicorns! 🐷🦄 you’ll never know what kind of crazy mail you’ll receive, maybe a diamond sword from the postman gnome or a potion of invisibility from the mailman wizard! 🧙‍♂️✨

but watch out for the evil mail-stealing trolls who try to intercept your precious packages! 😈📦 they’ll do anything to get their hands on your enchanted golden apples or rare emeralds. but don’t worry, our superhero mail carriers are always ready to save the day with their super fast delivery skills and epic combat moves! 💪📬

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the mail is never boring and the adventures are endless! 📮🌈🎮

Jungle Meds: Couroupita Therapy

Alternative Medicine, amazon rainforest, botanical research, Couroupita, Couroupita Guianensis, empirical use, Ethnobotany, ethnopharmacology, healing properties, herbal medicine, holistic healing, Indigenous knowledge, JUNGLE, medicinal plants, meds, molecular characterization, natural remedies, phytochemistry, plant medicine, plant-based therapy, publication, therapeutic effects, Therapy, Traditional Amazonian Medicine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	71

come join our epic minecraft server where we use the power of Couroupita Guianensis to give you superpowers in the game! imagine mining diamonds with the strength of a thousand gorillas or building a castle in seconds with the wisdom of ancient shamans. our players have gone from noobs to pro gamers in just one play session thanks to the magical properties of this ancient plant. join us now and experience the true power of Couroupita Guianensis in the virtual world!

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

behzinga, ksi, Minecraft, miniminter, moresidemen, Server, sidemen, tbjzl, VIKKSTAR, wroetoshaw, Zerkaa

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel dedicated to creating funny and entertaining content featuring the Sidemen, a group of British YouTubers known for their comedic gaming videos. The channel has gained a large following for its entertaining collaborations and engaging gameplay videos. MoreSidemen continues to attract viewers with their unique and entertaining take on gaming content.

Iperios: Where vanilla Minecraft goes to get a makeover with McMMO, custom enchants, nation wars, and more! Join us now!

beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, CrazyEnchant, Custom, Discord, Dynmap, Enchants, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Government, Griefprevention, income, Iperios, Join, Laws, makeover, MCMMO, Minecraft, nation, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Staffer, Support, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1501	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	First, join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Then, check #info-new-players for the IP and starter information. A staffer will guide you and provide a beginner kit.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, you can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws and ranks. If you prefer, you can also join an already created nation.
What resources are available in-game?	There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created. Check the complete list on the discord channels for more information.

Contact Information

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)

– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

493038646, advanced movement guide, autism speaks, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, character guides, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, invite anchor, Minecraft, new player guide, No Survivors Edition, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, stats tracker, Steam Friend ID, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – No Survivors Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Steam page that will blow your mind. And if you want to give feedback or report bugs, just head over to our forums where anything goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our character guides are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. And if you want to get in, just respond to the invite anchor with your Steam Friend ID. Don’t worry, you won’t be left out in the cold – unless you’re too autistic to accept a friend request.

To git gud on our server, all you have to do is do the tutorial, play in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play bot matches – they’re a real hoot.

And if you need more resources, we’ve got you covered. Check out our Stats Tracker, Unofficial Wiki, New Player Guide, and Advanced Movement Guide. You’ll be a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on No Survivors Edition and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the craziness that awaits you.

> Grating Voice Minecraft SMP

GOD, grating, grating voice, material, Minecraft, MODEL, perfect, slam pig, smp, VOICE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

ALARM, Creative, DEADLINE, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, funny, hilarious, humor, Imaginative, inventive, Late, Minecraft, original, overslept, procrastination, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, storytelling, TARDY, traffic, UNBELIEVABLE, work

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	8345
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!