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LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Crafty Convicts

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with boring old humans? Well, on our server, we have a special guest – a robot who is obsessed with playing video games! Join us for a chance to team up with our robotic friend and conquer the virtual world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some new coding skills along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and game on with our mechanical buddy!

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for Season 10 where we have competitive battles, defense matrix madness, and a new hero named Venture who will take you on the wildest adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Clash gamemode trial where chaos reigns supreme, a Mirrorwatch mode where everything is flipped upside down, and even a Pride Event where you can show off your fabulous skins.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon, a Space Ranger theme for Season 12, and even a new tank hero in Season 14. Plus, we’re revamping maps like Havana, Circuit, Numbani, and Dorado to keep things fresh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some exclusive skins through our esports events. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Votes:	5472
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	9173	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Farms Harvested:	890	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Butts & Bizarre Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	8851	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by MHA fans who smell like literal poop? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to deal with stinky anime fans again. Our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon your favorite MHA characters to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stench and hello to epic Minecraft adventures on our server!

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crops Grown:	3400	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Emeralds Found:	4871
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!