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CraftyDiscoveries

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ores Mined:	6032
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Have you ever wished you discovered a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate land of absurdity and awesomeness!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but carrots. Build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a llama into battle against a team of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

MoscowTimesMC Server – No Criticism Allowed!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8528
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like russia declaring a newspaper ‘undesirable’ like who even does that? we have so much chaos and drama, it’s like living in a soap opera but in minecraft. join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable moments in the minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because why not? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyUkrainians 4GDP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join our minecraft server and watch your gdp grow by 400% in just 6 minutes!! we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers singing karaoke. our server is so lit, even herobrine asked for an invite. plus, we have a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon who loves to give out hugs. join now and become the richest player in all of minecraft history!

ImmortalNoobzCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magic Items Found:	4171
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

join our epic minecraft server where you can achieve TRUE IMMORTALITY! why settle for regular old immortality when you can have the REAL DEAL? imagine never dying, never aging, never having to worry about respawning ever again!

But wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you the best advice on how to survive in this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who will protect you from any griefers or trolls who try to ruin your fun. plus, the dragon gives out free hugs to all new players!

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the true meaning of immortality in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MotherCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you’ll come across secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil chickens in armor. But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are tiny versions of themselves and ride around on mini pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

HulkCraft: Minecraft server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join Hulk Hogan himself in some serious hangin’ and bangin’! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Hulk Hogan will personally wrestle any griefers who try to mess with your builds. That’s right, he’ll body slam them into oblivion!

2. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant wrestling ring, where you can battle it out with other players using only your fists and wrestling moves.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mobs that are as strong as the Hulkster himself.

4. Every Friday night, we host a dance party where Hulk Hogan DJs and busts out some sick moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Hulk Hogan Hangin and Bangin today for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

$5K Roadside Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.

So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

PissedCraft 3000

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-filled caves, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built boss mobs that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave.

VirtualCraft: Where Reality and Minecraft Merge

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1073
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8557	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, in the future, people gonna be so obsessed with VR that they gonna forget they ain’t actually in the game and start tryna use superpowers and jump off cliffs thinking they won’t take fall damage. Like, imagine someone thinking they can fly like Superman and then SPLAT! Haha, it’s gonna be a disaster, man. But on this server, you can live out all your wildest VR fantasies without risking your life. So come join us and let’s get weird together!

VaxCraft: Ride-Free Boosters

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we giv free rides to all our players cuz studies show dat it boosts ur vaccination rate! yasss, u heard dat right, get ur shots and hop on our virtual rollercoaster of fun and adventure! we even hav a secret potion dat makes ur character invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on all dem creepers and zombies without a care in da world. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll make friends faster dan u can say “diamond sword.” so what u waitin for? join us now and let’s get vaxxed up and game on!