We got upland cotton, Asian cotton, heck, we even got rainbow cotton that makes your character fart rainbows!
If you’re tired of boring servers with no cotton variety, come join us where the cotton is as diverse as the anime characters who don’t know their cotton facts!
Don’t be a dumb bitch like that one in the post, come join us and let’s get crazy with cotton in Minecraft!
But seriously, if you’re looking for a relationship on this server, watch out for players who only want to trade dirt blocks for your diamonds, like, that’s a major red flag. And if someone starts building a shrine to a chicken god in your honor, run for the hills, trust me. And whatever you do, never trust anyone who says they can duplicate your items with a magic spell, it’s all a scam, I swear.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?) Can’t wait to see you there, it’s gonna be a blast!
We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
You’ll be questioning reality when you see the giant mushrooms wearing top hats and monocles, sipping tea and discussing the meaning of life.
And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing sunglasses and riding on the backs of turtles.
It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!