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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3882 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 6562 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 356227 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Towns Built: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will make you feel like you’re locked up in a virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Uncle Jimmy himself, sharing his prison wisdom with all the players.
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual incarceration like never before. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server this insane? Join now and let the fun begin!