Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and responsibilities. Just like our player who found themselves in a sticky situation with their aunt and her demanding children, you too can experience the thrill of balancing work, school, and babysitting duties in our virtual world.
But fear not, for on our server, you won’t have to pay rent or buy your own food. In fact, you can build your dream house with all the furnishings you desire, without any judgment from your virtual family members.
And if you ever need a break from watching over toddlers or dealing with demanding relatives, simply log on to our server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and battling creepers.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can have all the fun and adventure in Minecraft?
Looking for a place where you can express your opinions without getting slammed doors in your face? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off).
We promise you won’t find any dark maple wood print wallpaper here, only beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. So come join us and let’s build a world where you can be as outrageous as you want without any consequences (except maybe a creeper blowing up your house, but that’s just part of the fun)!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with less chocolate and more diamonds.
So what are you waiting for, fam? Upgrade to this Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy adventures of your life. And remember, always bring a bucket of water to put out those flaming pigs. Trust me, you’ll thank me later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Join us and unleash your inner artist as you build and create using our 50 different colored blocks. Want to build a giant rainbow castle? No problem! How about a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme? We got you covered!
And don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten about the girls who used to take notes with 50 different colored pens. We have a special VIP area just for you where you can show off your note-taking skills in a world where organization is key.
So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pot of gold at the end of our rainbow!
but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and emeralds rain from the sky. not to mention, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes.
oh, and get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life minecraft character. imagine walking around town with a blocky head and pixelated arms, people would be like, “whoa, that dude must be from that crazy server.”
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build the most epic minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Server Name | TheosisMC |
|---|---|
| Server Address | play.theosismc.com |
| Discord | Join our Discord! |
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer, for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.
The most noteworthy added features include an economy system, a land claiming system, and two custom items – the Crowbar and the Soup of Life. The server is completely non-pay-to-win, with only cosmetic perks available for a premium rank.
You can join by using the server address “play.theosismc.com”. If you can’t add a server, you can add “TheosisMC” as an Xbox/cross-platform friend and join through the “Friends” tab.
No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The only premium rank available, VIP, offers cosmetic perks that do not provide a competitive advantage.
Players can buy and sell items to each other using the server’s trade system and auction house. Coins, the server’s currency, are earned through looting chests and killing monsters.
Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to build on their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.
Both custom items are available for purchase through in-game shops. The Crowbar can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it, and the Soup of Life grants the consumer an additional heart of health.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging flying creepers and battling zombie pigmen who have a serious case of the hiccups. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for lucky players to find!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a place where roommates demand payment for watching your kids while you go out for a few hours. That’s right, for just $20 an hour, you can have the peace of mind knowing that your children are being looked after by someone who uses your car daily and doesn’t pay rent. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and outrageous stories that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!
Picture this: you log in and find yourself living next door to two old coworkers who are in the middle of a love triangle with your boss. The mistress didn’t know about the affair, but once she found out about the wife, she dipped out faster than you can say “creeper.”
But wait, there’s more! Our girl is convinced that the boss will leave his wife for her, despite all the emotional abuse and manipulation. And to top it off, she gets jealous of your friendship with the guy and tries to sabotage your living arrangements.
Join our server and experience the thrill of catching your roommate sneaking in your boss for a little rendezvous. Will you cancel the lease and leave, or will you stay and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!