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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7009 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 123 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.