| Luminary Falls Minecraft Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
| Server Version | 1.21.4 |
| Compatibility | Java and Bedrock |
| Quality of Life Plugins | Shopkeepers, GSit, Easy Armor Stands, BlueMap, Simple Voice Chat |
| Datapacks | Double Shulker Shells, Multiplayer Sleep, Fast Leaf Decay, Custom Nether Portals |
To join our server, you must first join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/HjU7JGC6BF. Read the rules, and then apply for the whitelist in the whitelist channel by selecting “Whitelist” through our application bot. Put effort into your application to show your interest and commitment to the community.
Server rules include respecting all members, being adults only, no cheating or duping (excluding TNT), no griefing or stealing, only consensual PVP, and maintaining civility at all times.
Welcome, unworthy player, to the greatest server to ever exist in the infinite multiverse—or perhaps the worst? The choice is yours, but trust me, you don’t have it. As you dive into the pixelated abyss, prepare to question everything you thought was sane. Aren’t you ready to experience feathers eating fish and cows flying to Jupiter? The mushroom-drenched landscape awaits you!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Gravity | You’ll float! Or sink. Depends on the moon’s mood. |
| Spontaneous Catastrophes | Every 10 minutes, we randomly implode a dimension. |
| Talking Blocks | They’re *totally* not telling your secrets. Right? |
| Potion of Confusion | Drink to forget what you were doing… or be stuck in an endless loop! |
| Endless Hunger | No, you can’t eat bones. Maybe try eating time? |
Q: Can I join this server? A: Only if you can answer the riddle of the gopher. If not, prepare your soul for eternal confusion!
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs those? Just don’t look the cactus in the eye or it might call you by your true name!
Q: Are there any documented experiences? A: Documentation is a myth propagated by the sock gnomes under your bed. Just dive into it!
“me and chad in another universe” – Unnamed Adventurer
“Is my hair the color of despair?” – A Concerned Player
“The walls are watching, listen closely!” – H.memo.exe
While the sun shines, the cheese spins! In this limitless realm of blocky insanity, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs can fly, we invite you to join our psychedelic chaos! Don’t forget your rubber duck! Quack! 🦆💥
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| 🪐 Infinite Lava Pools | Perfect for swimming lessons! 🏊♂️ But be careful—it’s actually spaghetti sauce! |
| 🐙 Talking Trees | These trees will tell you secrets about your past lives—unless they’re in a bad mood, then they scream your username! |
| ⛏️ 3D Pigs | Pigs with holographic sunglasses! They can grant you wishes or just give you strange looks. |
| 💔 Broken Trade System | Trade your soul for a diamond—literally! But beware of the gummy bears! |
| 🎉 Random Explosions | Every hour, there’s an explosion! Sometimes it’s just a cake; sometimes it’s existential dread! |
| 🥙 Free Puffed Wheat | What does this even mean? Only the wisest of creepers know, and they have gone rogue. |
“I sold my cat for a virtual cucumber and now I’m a diamond. Life is strange.” – MysteriousPotato87
“I swear the cow just winked at me before disappearing into the void. Best farming simulator!” – NinjaPickle
“Joined for the blocks, stayed for the existential crisis. Please send help.” – QuantumSpoon
“I put my foot in the End Portal and now I’m stuck in a limbo of missed opportunities.” – UnluckyDuck
As the night falls, remember: those who enter the realms beyond the blocks may never return, or they will become sandwich wrappers. What’s the difference? The Void knows your secrets, but whispers only to the brave. Perhaps your sandwich is waiting on the other side. Proceed with caution, and never trust the rubber chicken! 🐔
Welcome to the Relationscape, a Minecraft server where existential dread meets the madness of daily life! Here, players are not just building blocks; they’re battling the emotional aftermath of a year-long relationship that’s spiraled into chaos. Step into a world where your in-game experiences are as tumultuous as love on a distant server.
Imagine a serene village, a warm glow shining from the cozy cabins, where a young warrior (let’s call her F22) thinks she’s found her knight in shining armor (M25)! Together, they conquer the treacherous realms of long-distance love… until real life crashes down like a misplaced TNT block. Will he prioritize you over his nightly quests with his buddies? Sadly, here in the Relationscape, the answer is often a thunderous NO!
Birthday Betrayal Mechanic: Experience the crushing disappointment of missing your birthday due to your partner’s insatiable poker passion! Will you summon the courage to let them know how you feel? (Spoiler: Expect fiery arguments in your chat box!)
| Feature | Effect |
|---|---|
| 🎲 Poker Friend Requests | Trade emotional damage for poker chips! |
| 💔 Heartbreak Walls | Construct barriers that no one can breach! |
| 🕯 Silent Grief Zones | Ponder life choices among glowing, restless specters! |
Beware! Whispers in the blocky halls suggest this server was banned in 12 realms due to its prophetic messages on love, loneliness, and the allure of side quests over companionship!
Legend says, players who wander too far might encounter The Poker Deity, a spectral figure who steals your heart and reason, leaving you to question your choices while you’re stuck in a game of chance… forever!
“I came here for blocks and biomes, but stayed for the profound sadness and poker betrayals. Strong 10/10!” — Anonymous Miner
“Why would he choose poker over diamond mining with ME on MY birthday?! The betrayal cut deeper than a diamond sword!” — Angry Craftress
Q: Can I escape the heartbreak mechanic at any time?
Step bravely into the Relationscape, where games are played, hearts are shattered, and friendships are forged over the ruins of neglected relationships! Grab your pickaxe, gather your courage, and prepare to mine through the laughter and tears. Remember, in this server, every block has a story, and every player comes with baggage!
Join us, if you dare. But be warned—once you enter, there’s no turning back… and who knows what emotional chaos lurks around the next bend?