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  • AfterGlow Minecraft SMP

    AfterGlow Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you blocky heroes! If you ain’t in this totally epic Minecraft SMP, what are you even doing with your life? I mean, c’mon! Let me hit you with some wild reasons why you NEED to join this server right now:

    1. Creatures from Your Nightmares: Ever heard of the mighty Creeper-Pig hybrid? Yeah, you haven’t? That’s because I just made it up, but in this SMP, they’re like a dime a dozen! Picture it: you’re building your sweet castle, and suddenly a pig explodes near you! Bet ya didn’t see that coming.

    2. Epic Battles Over Slimes: In this realm, we take slime to a whole new level! Forget about water fights; it’s all about SLIME FISTFIGHTS. Who needs armor when you can slap people with gooey green jelly? Winner gets a lifetime supply of cupcakes… if they can survive the sugary explosion!

    3. Player-Run Taco Truck: Our server has a taco truck that serves tacos made from cooked chicken AND diamond blocks. You just can’t beat that culinary experience. “What’s the best thing to say after you had tacos?” More like, “why are my eyes turnin’ into diamonds?!"

    4. Rage Quitting Competition: Ever rage quit because you fell into lava? Here’s your chance to win a prestigious title! It’s like the Olympics but for nerds! Prizes? I dunno, maybe a medal made of dirt? That’s right, PROVEN TREASURE!

    5. Your Mom’s Secret Base: Wanna see your mom’s secret base? No? Too bad! In this SMP, every player’s mom has a secret base that’s like… apparently from a movie?! I haven’t even seen the movie! But now you gotta join just to find it! Good luck!

    6. Time Traveling Chests: We’ve got chests that teleport you to 5 minutes ago. Useful, huh? Just think of all the times you failed to place a block and fell to your doom! Grab that loot and tell your past self to not be a noob! Hand slap.

    7. Totally Legit Quests from Random Cats: Seriously, there’s these cats that give out quests like, “Go fetch me a diamond and I’ll give you… my approval or something?" They’re so chill about it, like they just want you to fail or succeed. It’s unclear. But the cat will judge you, yo.

    8. In-Game Dance Parties: Every Friday night, we throw dance parties in the Nether, and if you don’t show up, a ghast will haunt your dreams. You think I’m kidding? I’m not. My buddy Ellen got haunted last week. We’re still trying to get the ghost while busting our moves!

    So, are you ready to dive into this whirlwind of chaos? Join us now, or forever be haunted by your own bad Minecraft decisions! This isn’t just a server; it’s a lifestyle. Or at least a really weird hobby. Either way, let’s build some ridiculousness together! 🕺💥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCraft: “That was a total blockhead move”

    CreeperCraft: “That was a total blockhead move”

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hear the worst thing you can say after sex – “I’m sorry, I forgot to save my game!” Our server is so addictive, you won’t even remember to save your progress in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex jealous. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just like your last one night stand!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • miragecraft

    miragecraft

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    mc.MirageCraft.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Luvicraft network

    Luvicraft network

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    Welcome to LuviCaft Network!

    Where we will implement things over time

    Our modalities are:

    -Survival

    -One block

    If you have any questions, contact us via discord!

    luvicraft.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Normanotics

    Normanotics

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    Family safe server that is whitelisted. Please see the website to get more information on how to join our server or to donate.

    mc.picards.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Govindas Limework

    Govindas Limework

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    Best Minecraft MiniGame Server !!!! A Lot Of Minigames !!!! Best high staff !!!! Best Server In Minecraft ! The Best Limework Server !

    gmn.us.to

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pokecoffee

    Pokecoffee

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    Minecraft Pixelmon server in Spanish with history and competitive. Old community reopened. Join the discord to know all the news.

    Join us and become the best on the server by challenging the champion to get that title.

    pokecafe.mc-shock.com

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  • Ruthless

    Ruthless

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    Ruthless Network

    At Ruthless we intend to provide you with the casual Faction Server with all the great current features out right now. We offer both Survival and Faction game modes!

    SERVER IP: play.ruthlesspvp.us

    Forums: www.ruthlesspvp.us Store: store.ruthlesspvp.us Discord: discord.io/ruthlesspvp

    play.ruthlesspvp.us

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  • MechGhost

    MechGhost

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    Mechghost is a pure vanilla, family friendly private server. For more information, please see our website http://mechghost.com or our Facebook page at https://facebook.com/mechghostserver

    mc.mechghost.com

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  • Rlcraft merciless

    Rlcraft merciless

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    RLCraft is back with Version 2.9

    – No KeepInventory– Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks– Massive Player Shopping Area– Job System– FactionsCreate Alliances to create Bases with your friends

    And most importantly, NO PAY TO WIN! Everything can be earned/bought via the Server’s own Job System. No Real Money involvement!

    185.248.141.12:1058

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  • Minecraft Gaming Friends

    Minecraft Gaming Friends

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    Who are we? What awaits you? We MGF (Minecraft Gaming Friends) have been active Minecraft mod pack servers (Feed The Beast) providers since January 18, 2015. The server was originally intended for a few selected friends. Later we decided to let you take part too. “You”: Mature players with common sense who put fun first.

    What do we offer: A friendly admin team whose average age is over 30 years. A long-lasting PvP world that remains until the majority wants a change. After a recording by voting, protecting your own base. A solid PvP multiplayer server with many options and runs very stable. Nice active forum, linked to TeamSpeak + Live Maps 90% of the time they speak Schwiizertütsch (D) + (A) are also welcome >players< Euer MGF Team

    spielen.mgf-craft.ch

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  • Potato survival

    Potato survival

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    POTATO SURVIVAL =- Server with a tradition of 4 years, without toxic players where everyone is friendly and exemplary.– A server that has maintained discipline and perfect work for many years.– The server that returned to the scene in 2024 with a new project.– Server without unnecessary and OP items that destroy the game.– A server that has a balanced and interesting economy.==- The server is based on vanilla, there are no additional things except a few plugins like claim, shop etc..– The server is based on versions 1.16 – 1.20+.==– Visit us!– IP: potato.eightgames.net– Discord: https://discord.gg/KSSJ6BqP

    potatosurvival.com

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