AfterGlow Minecraft SMP

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Yo, listen up, you blocky heroes! If you ain’t in this totally epic Minecraft SMP, what are you even doing with your life? I mean, c’mon! Let me hit you with some wild reasons why you NEED to join this server right now:

Creatures from Your Nightmares: Ever heard of the mighty Creeper-Pig hybrid? Yeah, you haven’t? That’s because I just made it up, but in this SMP, they’re like a dime a dozen! Picture it: you’re building your sweet castle, and suddenly a pig explodes near you! Bet ya didn’t see that coming.
Epic Battles Over Slimes: In this realm, we take slime to a whole new level! Forget about water fights; it’s all about SLIME FISTFIGHTS. Who needs armor when you can slap people with gooey green jelly? Winner gets a lifetime supply of cupcakes… if they can survive the sugary explosion!
Player-Run Taco Truck: Our server has a taco truck that serves tacos made from cooked chicken AND diamond blocks. You just can’t beat that culinary experience. “What’s the best thing to say after you had tacos?” More like, “why are my eyes turnin’ into diamonds?!"
Rage Quitting Competition: Ever rage quit because you fell into lava? Here’s your chance to win a prestigious title! It’s like the Olympics but for nerds! Prizes? I dunno, maybe a medal made of dirt? That’s right, PROVEN TREASURE!
Your Mom’s Secret Base: Wanna see your mom’s secret base? No? Too bad! In this SMP, every player’s mom has a secret base that’s like… apparently from a movie?! I haven’t even seen the movie! But now you gotta join just to find it! Good luck!
Time Traveling Chests: We’ve got chests that teleport you to 5 minutes ago. Useful, huh? Just think of all the times you failed to place a block and fell to your doom! Grab that loot and tell your past self to not be a noob! Hand slap.
Totally Legit Quests from Random Cats: Seriously, there’s these cats that give out quests like, “Go fetch me a diamond and I’ll give you… my approval or something?" They’re so chill about it, like they just want you to fail or succeed. It’s unclear. But the cat will judge you, yo.
In-Game Dance Parties: Every Friday night, we throw dance parties in the Nether, and if you don’t show up, a ghast will haunt your dreams. You think I’m kidding? I’m not. My buddy Ellen got haunted last week. We’re still trying to get the ghost while busting our moves!

So, are you ready to dive into this whirlwind of chaos? Join us now, or forever be haunted by your own bad Minecraft decisions! This isn’t just a server; it’s a lifestyle. Or at least a really weird hobby. Either way, let’s build some ridiculousness together! 🕺💥

CreeperCraft: “That was a total blockhead move”

regretful words, TOTAL, awkward situations, regrettable comments, faux pas

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hear the worst thing you can say after sex – “I’m sorry, I forgot to save my game!” Our server is so addictive, you won’t even remember to save your progress in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex jealous. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just like your last one night stand!

KleptoCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and high school mean girls in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be stealing is blocks and diamonds, not your friend’s belongings!

We have a strict “no klepto” policy, so you can build and craft in peace without worrying about someone stealing your hard-earned loot. Plus, our community is full of bookworms, crafters, bakers, and stargazers – no botox parties or boozy brunches here!

Join us for some virtual fun and leave the drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t accuse you of being a criminal just because you like to collect shiny things in-game. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s craft away the stress together!

KinderCraftMayhem

inappropriate, Neighborhood, unauthorized field trip, emergency contact info, school principal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take your kids on unauthorized field trips to our houses! Our staff is fully trained in proper school safety procedures, so you can rest assured that your little ones will be safe while playing on our server.

Join us for a fun and wild adventure, where you can build your dream world without any unexpected field trips. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the only Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your kids being whisked away to a teacher’s house for a “field trip”. Come join us today and let the fun begin!

GrossCraft SMP: EwwFactor100

Vile, putrid, smp, Foul, grossed out moments

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally insane! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this giant slime that was like, eating all the other mobs. It was so gross but also kinda cool, you know? And then I built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and I accidentally set myself on fire like, five times. But it was worth it for the epic views, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like, the weirdest and funniest people ever. One guy built a house entirely out of cakes and another guy has a pet zombie pigman that he takes on walks. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

SecretBlockParty

Hush-hush activities, Discreet actions, guilty pleasures, Clandestine practices, Unspoken actions

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret underground societies where players engage in hilarious and outrageous activities that they would never admit to doing in real life. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the virtual world that will make you the richest player in the game. So come join us and uncover the craziest secrets that Minecraft has to offer!

KoalaCraft Minecraft Server

Australia, Graffiti, Community, antisemitic, children

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we burn down childcare centers and spray paint weird stuff on the walls! we got all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want in a blocky world. join us if you want to be part of the most insane and outrageous community out there. who needs rules and order when you can have pure anarchy and destruction? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s set the world on fire together!

CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle

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come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Stone Age Empire: Tetrarchy Quest

archaeological discovery, ancient history, Empire, Roman civilization, archaeologists

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join our server cuz we got some crazy shiz goin on. like, did u know we found a rare boundary stone from the tetrarchy period of the roman empire? yea, we got archaeologists diggin up all sorts of ancient artifacts while u build ur epic castle. u can even trade with the romans for some sick loot. so come join us and be a part of history, or at least pretend to be while u mine for diamonds. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

🕰️ BetaCraft

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Betacraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
Founded	May 2013
Custom Features	Claiming Land Silk-Touch with Golden Tools Essentials (e.g. /tpa, /home, /warp) Minecart Mania (up to 500% faster minecarts)
Server Address (IP)	betacraft.uk

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to own the game to join, or ask to be whitelisted on the Discord server.

Q: How long has the server world been live?

A: The current server world has been live for 3 years and will stay forever.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, some custom features include claiming land, silk-touch with golden tools, Essentials commands, and Minecart Mania for faster transportation.

Q: Can I get a better experience with a launcher?

A: Yes, you can get the launcher from the provided link for a better experience.

Q: Is there a 3D server world map available?

A: Yes, you can view the 3D server world map at map.betacraft.uk.

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by visiting discord.gg/d4WvXeQ.

Q: Where can I find the server trailer?

A: The server trailer can be viewed at this link.

Q: Are there social media accounts for updates?

A: Yes, you can find updates on the website www.betacraft.uk, BlueSky at bsky.app/profile/betacraft.uk, and Mastodon at mastodon.social/@betacraft.

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