We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!
So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).
Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!
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Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!
Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa
We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.
The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.
Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.
Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!
Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!
Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?
Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!
So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!