New Minecraft Servers 2025

Post-nut clarity Minecraft Servers

Post-nut clarity Minecraft Servers

  • Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

    Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9202
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9478 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

    Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

    But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Post Nut Realization Server

    Post Nut Realization Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5541
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

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    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

    so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlueBalls

    BlockyBlueBalls
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 534
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2078
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

    Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

    WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8790
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FOXY_LAND Minecraft server

    FOXY_LAND Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7747
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15

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    We invite players to the FOXY-LAND project

    On our server there is only survival, there is no creativity

    There are some modifications, such as improving vanilla food or increasing difficulty levels. Our server is definitely not for ordinary players, because there are 4 times more mobs spawning, hunger is spent 2 times faster

    Also, there is no private on our server, but griefing is not allowed.

    There is no donation that can be purchased for real money; it can only be purchased with in-game currency (foxes).

    We have simple mini-games like Spleef, and you can also get in-game currency for playing them.

    There are interesting datapacks, such as: Vanilla+ Food, Pumkin Boss, Invisible Item Frame, Auto Smelt, Silk Spawner and more.

    Our server has an adequate administration that knows what they are doing (administrators in the world of survival also lack creativity)

    The assembly is completely our own, not downloaded from anywhere, it was created by us personally, you are unlikely to see anything similar to our server)

    Our server supports versions 1.8 – 1.16.4 and no, this does not mean that the server will not have innovations from 1.16.4, the server has synchronization of all versions, and even if you log in with 1.8, you will have all the updates from 1.16. 4.

    On our server there is also a “creative” mode where you can ask the administrator for a private message and build something. In this mode, creative is not issued, only private. The whole world itself is private.

    VK group – vk.com/mcfoxyland

    s28.joinserver.ru:25826

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  • AloraPvP

    AloraPvP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8441
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4

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    Main focus is providing a unique PVP experience for players to enjoy:

    Features: – Custom armor potion effects when worn – Custom sword potion effects when held – Healing pools, Strength pools, Speed pools, and Fire Resistance pools around the map – A mana system that lets you have cool downs on spell usages – A wand that allows you to use special spells in-game – Great PVP Arena Builds! – Sumo wrestling duels – Duel Arenas that allow you to place bids on who you think will win – Bosses that are stronger than ever – Kill Bosses for rare loot! – Voting rewards in-game – Challenge players now to see who’s the strongest fighter!

    AloraPvP.minehut.gg

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  • Dingus-mc

    Dingus-mc
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 5290
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 187 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 3

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    Dingus MC is a new MMO survival server proving an enhanced vanilla experience for regular Minecraft players.  Don’t you hate logging on to a server and being stuck in a hub with 20 different places to go?  We jump you right into the action at spawn.  Just /rtp out and starting playing!

    So what makes us unique?  You’ll start leveling up custom skills as you play, find special crafting items in your recipe book, and experience leveled hardcore mobs.  The best part is you just have to play Minecraft like a normal player.  No fancy texture packs, no mod launchers, no MMO experience.  just starting playing!

    Some things you will also enjoy are the player shops region and tight player economy.  You can claim your land with the golden shovel like many other servers use.  Free ranks for time played.  We also give out voting keys that unlock special items in crates such as, higher enchants, skill buffs, and custom abilities on your gear.  Focus on a skill to benefit the server.  Maybe you’ll be a brewer and sell your buffed potions in the player market.  Maybe you’ll forge equipment for players.  My personal favorite is the healing items you can craft like bandages from paper or gauze from wool.  These pop up in the vanilla crafting book when you started and help against high leveled mobs.

    The world is fresh with a 15k border.  We have a resource world that resets every 3 days to insure you can keep finding the best items.  PVP is allowed in the wilderness but not in your claimed regions.  There is a Zombie infested region on one corner of the map you can venture into, this area is mostly safe in the day but summons hordes at night.  Its an excellent place to level up your fighting skills and find server secrets.  For added suspense you cant teleport out of this region so enter at your own risk!  Don’t worry about your death!  When you die you drop a grave, which you can return to and get your items.

    Were a small community now, and hope to grow.  As a server owner I’m extremely dedicated to improving the server and adding new features for my players.  Try us out for a half hour and I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself ESPECIALLY if your coming as a vanilla player!

    104.194.8.88:25590

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • plopsaworld

    plopsaworld
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1615
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 40

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    Plopsaworld is a Minecraft PretPark Server that Plopsaland and mayaland and plopsa Co have built after

    play.plopsaworld.net

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  • 💜NEXT-MINE.FUN💜 AUNASKY Minecraft server

    💜NEXT-MINE.FUN💜 AUNASKY Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6085
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Emeralds Found: 4969
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

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    AunaSky – The world of skyblocks, where every block is valued like nowhere else. On Auna Sky we don’t have the usual mines, but in return you get the opportunity to extract resources from “thin air”! Combining technical and magical mods, our assembly allows you to independently extract almost any resource!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AzuriteLeague1

    AzuriteLeague1
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 2052
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Villages Defended: 11

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    Currently forming a Pokemon/Pixelmon league! Welcome! Join our server for more info and help!

    Please join our discord: https://discord.gg/RZMvjMnq6Q

    —- New fresh Pixelmon league, in need of gym leaders and all the such. Also in need of members to start us off.

    51.81.52.30

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  • Asteilia network

    Asteilia network
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6984
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

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    Welcome to Asteilia Network! We currently offer Survival server and working on more!Please read below for more information.

    Survival: Runs on Minecraft 1.19.2, you can join with [1.7-1.19.2] (Recommended 1.19.2)

    Server IP: play.asteilia.com | mc.asteilia.comDiscord: discord.gg/asteiliaWebsite: http://asteilia.com

    Our network is filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and is hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!

    play.asteilia.com

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  • Vanilla RLCRAFT 19-20tps

    Vanilla RLCRAFT 19-20tps
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3870
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

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    Brand new server that currently has no overpowered players. Establish yourself in a new server!! Just hired a full-time developer to add plugins that the community votes on. Currently added/being added: > RAID WORLD THAT REFRESHES EVERY WEEK! > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Random Spawn. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center in US West. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    135.148.51.91

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  • ❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

    ❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6409
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8948 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

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    1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

    2. IP: mcsuper.net

    3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

    4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

    5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

    6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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    6.mcsuper.net

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  • InvictaMC

    InvictaMC
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 9072
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 3784
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

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    Undefeated MC!! https://youtu.be/UTzGiiT_7Jg We are a small, but fast growing Towny Earth Server. We have many active players in our community that play daily. 1.18.1 Compatible! We have Guns, Grenades, Helicopters, Planes, Submarines, Drill Machines, Mechas, Cannons, Mortars. and Tanks! The server features many custom plugins and functions, from investing to salvaging historic items and collecting them to brewing unique custom brews, to even siege warfare. You decide how you want your experience to be by toggling neutrality or peacefulness and enjoy building your town and working with other players/friends. The Earth map is 1:1000 scale. Lots of unexplored territory still! With an ever-changing ever-balancing economy, the server rewards both brand new players and consistent veteran players. Join our friendly community via the official InvictaMC discord and form alliances or just work on builds/towns together. There is also a resource world that you can warp to from Spawn which contains 1.17.1 Terrain/block/item generation! There is much more to do in our server and it is being updated every week with new content! Please visit us! Our website: Support the Server! Our discord: https://discord.gg/jhPEwCk Our Dynmap: http://invictamc.ga:8017/

    play.invictamc.ga

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