Post-Mortem MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Respectful Aaron Rodgers Minecraft SMP – Pay Your Respects

respectful, legend, Super Bowl champion, Farewell, Goat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We have legendary battles between players that end in epic fashion, like one time when Bob accidentally set his entire house on fire during a PvP match. It was a sight to behold!

And don’t even get us started on the pranks that happen on the server. One time, Sarah replaced all of Tim’s diamond blocks with dirt blocks and he didn’t notice for a whole week! Classic Sarah.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join the chaos. Just remember to press F for respect when things get a little too crazy. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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Cold Corpse CozyCraft

forensic analysis., CozyCraft, body temperature changes, decomposition, forensic evidence

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha slide. we got diamonds falling from the sky and creepers that give out free hugs. our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena.

come join us and build a house made entirely out of cake, because why not? we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a secret portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who will tell you the meaning of life. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. remember, a dead body does not become cold, it becomes room temperature.

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DoggyDrama Minecraft Server

DoggyDrama, childhood trauma, Respect, setting boundaries, Insecurity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee outrageous family drama and unexpected plot twists! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of confronting your fiancé about his sister turning your childhood trauma into a comedy show for the whole family.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your fiancé over whether or not you had the right to kick out his sister from your own home. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

And if that’s not enough, prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge of navigating through awkward family gatherings and learning valuable life lessons along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now!

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CraftyMomzHousekeeping

postpartum depression, stay at home mom, diapers, Therapy, Partnership

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a husband and wife duo, complete with $4000 monthly fun money and a baby boy who may or may not be the true mastermind behind it all.

Witness the epic battle of household chores as the husband takes on the role of superhero, handling everything from night wakings to car maintenance, while the wife tackles the daunting task of grocery shopping and cooking dinner (well, most of the time).

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of finding dirty dishes and diapers left in the baby’s room, as the husband fights for cleanliness and order in a world gone mad.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a riveting tale of love, PPD, anxiety, and ADHD all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown of who will step up and help out more – it’s a battle for the ages!

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TimelessLegends Minecraft Server

cultural icons, famous people, celebrated figures, timeless influence, eternal fame

Who will be remembered in the annals of history as the ultimate Minecraft legend? Join our server and secure your spot in the Minecraft Hall of Fame for eternity! Imagine telling your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandkids about the time you conquered the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of cheese. Don’t miss out on your chance for immortality, join our server now and become a Minecraft deity!

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BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown

TrumpTakedown, trump, Analysis, political agenda, Presidential election

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for political debates! Join us and witness epic battles between players arguing over whether Biden’s gaffes are worse than Trump’s tweets. Will you survive the drama and come out victorious? Join now and find out! Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the heated arguments in chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for some drama!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

diplomatic efforts., Server, global politics, solidarity, Unity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more countries than the nato summit signing a treaty with ukraine! we got 32 countries all coming together to play minecraft and build epic structures together. it’s like a virtual world peace summit but with more creepers and diamond swords. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to sign a treaty with a zombie or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftyPalestinianGrad

uae, controversy, graduate, activism, CraftyPalestinianGrad

come join our epic minecraft server where we yell ‘Free Palestine’ as we mine for diamonds and build insane structures! we are so lit that even the UAE wants to deport us, but we just respawn and keep on gaming! join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles against creepers and skeletons. come be part of our rebellious community and show the world that even in minecraft, we stand for justice and freedom! let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time!

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BlockyMondayFun

long term employment, employment tradition, leap years, work schedule, Sunday

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

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ConspiracyCraft: Where Science Rules!

misinformation debunking, Scientific literacy, analytical thinking, Misinformation, scientific knowledge

so, like, u know how some peeps r all about dem conspiracy theories, right? well, if u join dis amazin’ minecraft server, u gonna become so smart and sciency dat u won’t even believe in dem crazy theories anymore! like, u gonna be all about dat scientific literacy and be able to assess evidence like a pro. plus, u gonna have mad scientific knowledge and reasoning skills. so, like, join dis server and say goodbye to dem conspiracy theories, cuz u gonna be too smart for dat shiz!

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