Post-Mortem MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Respectful Aaron Rodgers Minecraft SMP – Pay Your Respects

smp, Legacy, Cruel, Goat, Aaron Rodgers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We have legendary battles between players that end in epic fashion, like one time when Bob accidentally set his entire house on fire during a PvP match. It was a sight to behold!

And don’t even get us started on the pranks that happen on the server. One time, Sarah replaced all of Tim’s diamond blocks with dirt blocks and he didn’t notice for a whole week! Classic Sarah.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join the chaos. Just remember to press F for respect when things get a little too crazy. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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Cold Corpse CozyCraft

body decay, forensic analysis., body decomposition, forensic evidence, Body Temperature

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha slide. we got diamonds falling from the sky and creepers that give out free hugs. our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena.

come join us and build a house made entirely out of cake, because why not? we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a secret portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who will tell you the meaning of life. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. remember, a dead body does not become cold, it becomes room temperature.

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CreeperCupidGoneWrong

terrible date, dating nightmares, first date gone wrong, worst first date, worst date

Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

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FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

sanctions, european union, financial aid, EU, Ukraine

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

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Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

marine mammals, sperm whales, deep, seasonal movements, food resources

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

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What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

Aphmau Games, Aphmau Pranks Friends, aphmau, Minecraft, Aphmau pranks

Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

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Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

trad, Jews, Lgbt, Based, muzzies

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

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Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

self-confidence, personal growth, mental health, weak men, simpy

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

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RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

saving habits, Financial Planning, tax penalty, irresponsible spending, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

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SMPWeirdSOHabits

strange habits, weird habits, SMPWeirdSOHabits, bizarre tendencies, unique behaviors

Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

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