post-match analysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	8868
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mines Excavated:	4798	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
New Chunks Explored:	162235	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Potions Brewed:	168
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ores Mined:	1426	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchantments Applied:	250
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Air Support

Air, Bidens, Support, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like biden launching a nato summit? well, this server is the bomb diggity, cuz we got new air defense support for ukraine! like, who even does that in minecraft? only us, cuz we’re just that awesome. join now for a wild ride that’s gonna make u feel like u just got launched into outer space by a rocket made of diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time.

FunnyDex Minecraft server

banner, Cases, comfortable, DISCOUNTS, donation, effects, FunnyDex, Game, Goodies, Minecraft, panel, pvp arena, Server, server group, Shop, skins, technical support, Transformations, update, vk, Website

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	9448	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Hello, we have everything made for a comfortable game! There are transformations, cases, panel, skins, goodies, effects, pvp arena and much more. We carried out an UPDATE and made 50% discountsCome visit us and see everything with your own eyes!Server group and technical support: https://vk.com/f_dexWebsite with donation: shop.FunnyDex,ru

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Procrastinate SMP: 1.21 Vanilla with Discord, Bluemap, Coreprotect, and way too much adulting.

adulting, anarchy server, Bluemap, build projects, Community, Coreprotect, crossplay, dedicated players, Discord, discord server, Friendly, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, procrastinate, respectful, rules, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft survival multiplayer (SMP)
Community Focus	Encouraging gameplay of various games and activities within the community
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is required
How to Join	Join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ

Q: What games can I play within the community besides Minecraft?

A: Our community encourages playing a variety of games together, so feel free to suggest your favorite games!

Q: Are there any major build projects happening on the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, there are constantly major build projects underway for players to participate in and contribute to.

Q: What kind of community atmosphere can I expect?

A: Our community is friendly, mature, and welcoming to new members. We value respect and collaboration among players.

Q: What are the Discord server rules?

A: While the Minecraft server rules are light, the Discord server does not tolerate disruptive behavior like trolling or spamming.

TalkCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, Climax, Conflict, Development, dialogue, INTERESTING, Minecraft, narrative, Nothing, Plot, Progression, resolution, series, Server, Story, Talk, TalkCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for endless hours of nonsensical banter and pointless conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our players are experts at talking about absolutely nothing for 99% of the time, but hey, at least it’s interesting, right? Who needs a coherent storyline when you can have random discussions about the most absurd topics imaginable?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you might just uncover the hidden secrets of the universe within our seemingly pointless dialogue. Or maybe you’ll just end up laughing so hard you’ll forget why you joined in the first place.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride of aimless chatter and mind-boggling conversations. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning the meaning of life while building a giant pink castle made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!