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BlockyFamilyDrama911

aita, bartending, BlockyFamilyDrama911, calling the cops, child, consequences, Drugs, family, garage, golf club, job prospects, Marriage, onlyfans, Prenup, Property, Respect, rules, security footage, sister-in-law, Tension, trespass

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who have no respect for your property? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house and watch them get arrested for trespassing in your pixelated garage.

Just like in real life, you can set the rules and enforce consequences for those who dare to defy them. Build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests breaking your custom golf clubs – unless, of course, you want to watch them suffer the consequences of their actions.

Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

ByeByeOldEtiquette

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a powdered wig or curtsying every time you meet someone? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have officially retired all outdated social customs! Say goodbye to bowing to your elders and hello to building epic castles and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to challenge anyone who dares to face him in a duel. So why wait? Join now and let’s make social norms a thing of the past!

KenyaCraftFirestorm

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

yo, have you heard about this lit minecraft server? it’s so fire, it’s like part of Kenya’s parliament on fire with thousands of protesters entering! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no one actually gets hurt. join our server and experience the chaos and excitement of a political protest without any of the real-life consequences. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join us and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

MoneyCraft: Life’s Pay-to-Play

Business, capitalism, commercialism, consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumerism, Consumption, economic exploitation, economic system, Exploitation, financial gain, financial industry, Industry, Life, Lifes, market manipulation, Marketing, MONEY, MoneyCraft, PaytoPlay, profit, Revenue, societal impact

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there’s a secret underground industry that’s makin’ mad dough off of you, bro. Like, they’re literally makin’ money off of you from the moment you spawn in. It’s like some next level conspiracy stuff, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fightin’ against the evil industry overlords and makin’ sure you keep all your hard-earned diamonds. Plus, we got the sickest builds and the most epic mini-games you’ve ever seen.

So come join us and help us take down the industry that’s tryna steal your money. Together, we can save Minecraft and have a blast doin’ it. Let’s do this, gamers!

TaxCraft: Billionaire Bo$$es

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

so, like, u know how billionaires have, like, all the money in the world and stuff? well, this server is like, gonna tax their wealth and make them pay up! we gonna be rollin’ in that sweet, sweet cash, up to $250bn a year, baby! join now and help us stick it to the rich dudes! we gonna be livin’ large in our virtual mansion made of diamonds and gold, all thanks to this epic scheme! come on, let’s show those billionaires who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world!

PsychoSaber Minecraft Server

action, Alternate Universe, Anime, Assassin, dark fantasy, dark past, FANTASY, fate series, legendary warrior, Minecraft, Miyazaki, murderous psycho, Psychological, PsychoSaber, Saber, Server, Supernatural, sword fighting, Thriller, tragic hero, Twisted, twisted fate, twisted heroine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Emeralds Found:	5999	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of playing with Saber if she was a murderous psycho! Watch out for her deadly sword swings and bloodthirsty attitude as you navigate through our twisted world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Miyazaki fans who have built their own whimsical kingdom filled with giant talking animals and flying pigs. Join forces with them to uncover hidden treasures and unlock magical powers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you play alongside a killer Saber and hang out with Miyazaki’s wildest creations? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Crafty Copa Server – Minecraft Server

clubs, Competition, Copa, Copa América, Crafty, EUROS, football, Investments, market analysis, Minecraft, national team, Performance, Players, rankings, Scouting, Server, south america, sports, statistics, talent acquisition, Teams, Tournament, transfermarket, VALUES

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	13	Potions Brewed:	167
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town! We’ve got a transfermarket system that will blow your mind – forget about trading diamonds, now you can trade players in millions of euros!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon as you buy and sell players like a boss. Build your dream team and dominate the competition with your insane transfer deals. Who needs diamonds when you can have Neymar or Messi on your team, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, bookshelf, Crochet, crochet supplies, CrochetCraft, Cupboard, expensive yarn, female, hardware store, Hooks, Lock, long tail tags, Minecraft, missing yarn, mum, Server, skeins, soft teddies, supplies, yarn

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Potions Brewed:	167	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of your yarn mysteriously disappearing? Do you suspect your own mother of yarn theft? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where yarn theft is a thing of the past, because in our server, everyone has their own virtual yarn stash that no one can touch. No more hiding your precious skeins in cupboards or putting locks on doors – just pure, uninterrupted crocheting fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yarn Bandit, a mischievous character who roams the virtual world stealing yarn from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Yarn Bandit and protect your precious supplies? Join now and find out!

So if you’re tired of real-life yarn drama and want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated yarn storage room, then come on down to our server! Yarn lovers unite – this is the place for you!

NoFamAllowedCraft

abandonment, aita, Bond, Cheating, comfort, difficult times, extended family, family, hard times, Inheritance, Moving in, NoFamAllowedCraft, Opinions, refusing, selfish, Son, stable life, strong bond, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	75
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and betrayal? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s family, we won’t let anyone move in without your permission. We understand the importance of family bonds, which is why we prioritize your happiness and comfort above all else.

Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with ungrateful relatives. We promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home, just like this player stood up for her son against her family.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and drama-free community together! Who needs real family drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCoincidence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a llama on your Minecraft server, only to find out that llamas are actually your spirit animal? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to live out all your llama dreams and more!

We have a secret underground llama sanctuary where you can ride llamas into battle against evil mobs, participate in llama fashion shows, and even learn the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the zen of downward-facing llama, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a mysterious player who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that if you can find the Chicken Whisperer, they’ll grant you the power to lay diamond eggs and summon an army of feathered warriors to do your bidding.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the weird and wonderful world that awaits you. Just watch out for the llama spit – it’s surprisingly deadly.