post-golden age

Minecrafters’ Gilded Gaffe
contemporary society, cultural shifts, decline of golden age, diminishing values, economic changes, evolution of culture, Gaffe, generational differences, gilded, golden age, golden age perceptions, historical context, historical nostalgia, loss of traditions, Minecrafters, modern era challenges, nostalgia for the past, post-golden age, societal changes, societal evolution, technology impact, transitional periods
🌟 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! 🎉 Forget everything you’ve heard about the "golden age" of gaming—here, we’re in the "golden age of absurdity"! Join us, and let the insanity unfold!
🚀 Reason #1: The Floating Cactus Conspiracy Did you know that our server’s founding cactus, Sir Pricklesworth, is actually an undercover agent for the "Plant Illuminati"? Join us to unravel the mystery of the floating cacti that seem to be watching your every move! Will you help us uncover the truth, or will you become their next succulent sacrifice? 🌵👀
😱 Reason #2: Zombie Horse Racing Ever ridden a zombie horse? No? Well, buckle up! Our server hosts weekly zombie horse racing events where the undead steeds (and their even wilder riders) compete for the coveted “Brains & Glory” trophy! Expect to be chased by a horde of creepers while battling it out for the top spot in a race that literally ends in oblivion… and a whole lot of laughs! 🐎💀🥇
🥓 Reason #3: Bacon-Golem Sock Puppet Theater Join our Bacon-Golem Sock Puppet Theater, where enchanting tales of heroism and ham are shared by our bacon-powered golems! What’s the tale of “The Hamster Who Became a Legend”? Only one way to find out—grab a sock puppet and a slice of bacon, and get ready for the most delectable drama you’ve ever seen! 🥓🎭✨
🌌 Reason #4: The Great Block Battle of 2023 Participate in the most legendary event known to Minecraft-kind: The Great Block Battle! Witness epic showdowns between players wielding blocks of cheese, kale, and extra-terrestrial grass. The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of “Pixelated Cheese” (which may or may not be edible)! 🧀💥
🎨 Reason #5: Craft-A-Crazy-Contraption Contest Put your crafting skills to the test with our insane Craft-A-Crazy-Contraption Contest! Can you build a cannon that shoots cat memes into the sky? Or a trapdoor that leads to the Disco Dimension? The possibilities are limited only by your wildest imagination (and possibly some slight insanity)! 🛠️🌈💣
Join our server now and become a part of history—or at least a really weird footnote in the annals of Minecraft chaos. Adventure awaits, and remember: in our world, the only thing more outrageous than the legend is YOU! 🎮✨🐾

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New Server IP
BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server
Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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New Server IP
RocketRaveCraft
18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.
oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.
so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

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New Server IP
Balkan-Craft
admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team
On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon
Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.
51.38.218.134:25511

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Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats
apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist
Minecraft Server: Elysia
Overview
Season 1.21
Reset New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight Dragon fight scheduled for later today
About Us
Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.
Features
- (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
- Armor Stand Tools
- Discord > server chat integration
- Web based world map
- Gradual world border expansion
- Grief prevention systems
- Adult staff team
- Opt-in only PVP
- Decorative player heads
- Decisions made by community vote
- Sleep skip
Non-Features
Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages
Ready to Join?
If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.
Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?
A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.
Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?
A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.
Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?
A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.
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New Server IP
Woke Up Minecraft Server
alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.
One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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New Server IP
WWE on SP Minecraft SMP
ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

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New Server IP
Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server
APPOINTMENTS, car expenses, chauffeur, Communication, Driving, financial responsibility, gas, Girlfriend, grocery shopping, guzzler, horse care, medical leave, Medications, Minecraft, personal boundaries, refuel, relationship, Server, Support, Time management, Transportation, Understanding, Venmo
Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!
On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.
So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

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New Server IP
SkinnyVsChonkCraft
body image, childhood obesity, dietary choices, Exercise, family dynamics, family health, growth spurt, Healthy Eating, individual needs, meal planning, Medical advice, nutrition, obese child, parental guilt, physical activity, portion control, school lunches, sibling jealousy, skinny child, SkinnyVsChonkCraft, weight loss
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!
But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!
And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

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New Server IP
BlockySacrificeCraft
appreciation, BlockySacrificeCraft, Empathy, Experience, giving up, Gratitude, hindsight, IMPORTANCE, lessons learned, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, sacrifice, Selflessness, Understanding, Value, WORTH..
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?
So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
Amini’s Block Party Minecraft Server
activism, Aminis, anniversary, BLOCK, civil rights, Death in custody, family, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, Iranian student, Justice for Mahsa Amini, Mahsa Amini, Minecraft, Oppression, Party, Police Brutality, protest, Server, social justice, Stay home, student movement, Surrounded, Tragedy
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about all your problems like mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so lit, you’ll never want to leave your house again! plus, on the anniversary of mahsa amini’s death in custody, we’ll have a special event where you have to stay home and play minecraft all day! it’s gonna be so wild, you won’t even remember who mahsa amini is! so join now and let’s make some memories together, even if they’re as crazy as mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’!

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Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

About Us

Features

Non-Features

Ready to Join?

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?