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NoPurrSuitorsAllowed

Accommodation, Adult, aita, Argument, boat, Boyfriend, cat-sit, Communication, DATING, Expenses, family, holiday, Invitation, italy, MONEY, NoPurrSuitorsAllowed, parents, relationship, sharing bed, Space, withholding information

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Towns Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy antics that will make your jaw drop!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft boyfriend have been building your dream house for 2 and a half years. Everything is going great until your parents invite him on a two-week trip to Italy. But wait, there’s a twist! His parents refuse to pay for his ticket, so you have to foot the bill. Talk about a plot twist!

But the drama doesn’t stop there! Just when you think you’re going on another holiday with him, you find out he conveniently “forgets” to invite you on his family’s boat trip. And get this – his mom says there’s not enough room for you on the boat, even though there are clearly enough beds for everyone. Talk about a scandal!

Join our Minecraft server for all the drama, excitement, and outrageous stories you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world – join now!

FavThingMinecraftSMP

beloved object, cherished possession, favored item, Favorite, favorite thing, favorite things, FavThingMinecraftSMP, go-to item, likes, most loved thing, Preferences, preferred item, preferred selection, prized possession, thing.., top choice, treasured item, what’s your favorite, what’s your favorite thing, what’s your favorite things

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8015	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	7229
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Do you love building giant statues of llamas? How about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Or maybe you just enjoy dressing up in a hot dog costume and roleplaying as a sentient pickle? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you could ever imagine. From battling a horde of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama parades, where players can show off their most ridiculous llama-themed builds. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hot Dog Costume Fashion Show – it’s a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a flying pig into battle against a army of evil squids. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Blocky Bliss: Favorite Sensation

Bliss, blocky, Calm, comfort, Contentment, emotional, Favorite, Favorite sensation, Happiness, invigorating, joy, Mental, non-sexual, Peaceful, Physical, Pleasure, Refreshing, Relaxation, satisfying, Sensation, Serenity, soothing, tactile, Tranquility

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ores Mined:	2633	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will give you the sensation of riding a rainbow unicorn through a field of cotton candy clouds while eating ice cream made of pure happiness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building a house out of dancing llamas, and riding a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where pigs fly and creepers breakdance?

So come join us and let your senses be tantalized in ways you never thought possible. Who needs non-sexual sensations when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyCanuckEVs

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, Canada, Chinese-made, CraftyCanuckEVs, economic relations, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, foreign relations, global market, government policy, Imports, international trade, North America, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do ballet. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers tell the funniest jokes.

u know why u gotta join? cuz our villagers throw the wildest parties and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. plus, our ender dragon has a secret talent for beatboxing.

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bucketry SMP: Where Pyro Farming is Hotter Than Your Mixtape

AFK pool, bedrock server, Bucketry, chat games, custom spawners, discord community, Farming, forge friendships, HOTTER, java server, legendary artifacts, Lively Community Events, Mixtape, Pinata Parties, Pyro, rare loot, secret hideouts, smp, Soul system, Spirit Discussions, Tame Pets, Temporary flying abilities, Treasure hunt, unforgettable memories, upgradeable hoppers, User-Friendly Grief Prevention

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	135	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

About Bucketry Minecraft:

Embark on an Epic Adventure, rise through the ranks, master your craft, and unlock legendary powers in the realm of Bucketry Minecraft. Create your own empire, conquer unique challenges, and defend your domain with friends and community. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the JAVA server at mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock server at mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
What activities can I engage in on Bucketry Minecraft?	You can embark on quests, build epic structures, battle foes, engage in specialized challenges, and much more!
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, we have fun community events like Piñata Parties and more for players to join.
How can I protect my land from griefing?	We have a user-friendly Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to help you secure your kingdom.

ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

#youtube, ack, bad, Battle Rap, comedy, Diss track, Entertainment, Epic, epic rap battles, erb, erbs, funny, internet culture, Lyrics, memb, meme, Minecraft, Music, Popular, Rap Battles, roast, Server, trending, viral, WORSE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP: Makeine – The Saga of Too Many Losing Heroines

anna, Drama, empowerment, Female Protagonist, Girl Power, Happy Ending, heroines, homewreckers, LOSING, love conquers all, Love Triangle, Makeine, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Redemption, romance, Saga, smp, storytelling, strong female lead, Too Many Losing Heroines, triumph, Victory, WIN

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	2290
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of those pesky homewreckers ruining your Minecraft builds? Well, fear not because Anna is here to save the day! Join our SMP and watch as Anna battles against the homewreckers with her trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Will she emerge victorious? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one epic showdown! So come join us and witness the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, with Anna leading the charge against those dastardly homewreckers. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the madness!

FiancéeFashionFauxPas

AITAH, childhood trauma, complicated situation, Cultural traditions, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family traditions, father’s late wife, FiancéeFashionFauxPas, honoring the deceased, second mother, stepfamily, stepmother, Therapy, unconventional relationships, wedding ceremony, wedding dress

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the idea of having two mothers, just like the OP’s dad does in real life! Join us for a unique family dynamic where you can wear your mother-in-law’s wedding dress, your father’s first wife’s wedding dress, and maybe even your great-great-grandmother’s wedding dress if it’s still lying around!

Our server is all about celebrating the deceased and making sure they are present on your special day. Who needs a regular wedding when you can have Mia’s spirit hovering over you as you say “I do” in her dress? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those who were raised in unconventional family settings and need help figuring out what’s normal and what’s not. Our therapists are experts in dealing with complex family dynamics and will help you navigate through the madness.

So come join our server and experience a wedding like no other, where the past, present, and future collide in a beautiful mess of emotions and wedding dresses. Who knows, maybe Mia herself will make an appearance and bless your union with her eternal love!

PhilippineRescueCraft

Allies, cooperation, Defense, escort, international relations, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Military, mission success, naval operations, Pacific region, Philippine, PhilippineRescueCraft, reasonable option, resupply missions, sea, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, U.S, US admiral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!

SilentTreeSurveillance

(Audio), Awareness, Environment, Evidence, Existence, Forest, Impact, investigation, Nature, Observation, Perception, Phenomenon, PRESENCE, Reality, review, Silence, SilentTreeSurveillance, Sound, surveillance video, Technology, Tree

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9403	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before!