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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8649 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 159 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!
