🔥post-coital bliss Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block and Chill

Afterglow, BLOCK, Bonding, Chill, Cuddling, enjoy each other’s company, express love, Intimacy, kiss, LAUGH, listen to music, make plans, MASSAGE, pillow talk, post-coital bliss, Relax, romantic dinner, share secrets, shower together, Sleep, Talk, watch a movie

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

What do people usually do after making love? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mine for diamonds and build epic castles to celebrate their post-coital bliss! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and blocky romance. Who needs cuddling when you can cuddle up with a creeper and survive the night together? So come on, join our server and let’s make love… to Minecraft!

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	383
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mines Excavated:	3907
Star Shards Collected:	119	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

mc.necomc.com

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

Adults, Aesthetics, bedrock, Casual, collide, Community, Crafting, Discord, Drama, Driven, Epic, Experience, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, Modded, Mods, Playstyle, quality of life, Realm, Realms, Relaxed, Roastfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, Speed Running, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5034
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7988

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Votes:	1056
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?