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CraftyCreeper69

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: The Aftermath Server

After sex, Afterglow, aftermath, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, emotional, Intimacy, love, MOMENTS, movies, pillow talk, post-coital, Reflection, relationships, Relaxation, romance, Server, sharing, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Animals Bred:	179	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience all the excitement of a Hollywood romance right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft crush laying side by side, staring up at the pixelated sky, discussing the meaning of life and debating whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures. With our server, you can create your own love story that would put any Hollywood romance to shame.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to battle dragons, ride unicorns, and even participate in a virtual dance-off with Herobrine himself. Who needs first world problems when you can have epic adventures like these?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Love, adventure, and pixelated drama await you!

DebunkedFactsMC SMP

common myths, debunked facts, debunked theories, DebunkedFactsMC, disproven beliefs, fake news, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, inaccurate information, inaccurate knowledge, internet rumors, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busting, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, smp, untrue facts, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchantments Applied:	96
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ores Mined:	6973	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers

Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelensky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun

FearlessCritterCraft

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	2492	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!

ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!

BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!

SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW

MaricopaCraft

Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.

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TrapX23 Minecraft Server

anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: Zeldtroidvania Legacy – The Lego Starwars Chronicles

3d, Astromech, Backtracking, bounty hunter, Characters, Chronicles, Collectibles, Combat, complex, Kyber bricks, Large, Legacy, Legacy collection, lego, Map, Minecraft, platformer, plot progression, power ups, Puzzles, scoundrel, smp, Starwars, Zeldtroidvania

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we’ve turned the game into a 3D Zeldtroidvania adventure!

Embark on a quest to collect Kyber bricks and unlock different categories of characters like Astromech, Scoundrel, and Bounty Hunter to solve puzzles and defeat enemies. And get this – there’s over 1200 Kyber bricks to collect, so get ready for some serious grinding!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the largest and most complex map you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. With tons of hidden secrets and challenges waiting for you around every corner, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and wildest adventure of your life!

CheaterButNotReally – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, blurred lines, Boundaries, CheaterButNotReally, Cheating, Commitment, Deception, dishonesty, emotional affair, emotional connection, Ethics, gray area, hidden intentions, Infidelity, loyalty, micro cheating, Minecraft, moral ambiguity, questionable behavior, relationships, secret communication, smp, Trust

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Votes:	9354	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Looking for a server where you can bend the rules without actually breaking them? Look no further!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or tame a creeper as your loyal pet. We encourage creativity and chaos in equal measure, so get ready to unleash your inner mad scientist on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild (and maybe a little bit crazy). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to – the only limit is your own twisted imagination!

CraftyCreeperz – Strange Requests Welcome!

BIZARRE, bizarre request, CraftyCreeperz, Friend, friend request, funny, odd, odd favor, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar request, reddit, Requests, strange, strange favor, strange request, uncommon, unique favor, UNUSUAL, unusual favor, weird, weird favor

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7653	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Have you ever had a friend ask you to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, get ready for the most clucked up adventure of your life!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous chicken wizard, and the only way to break the spell is to embrace your inner poultry and strut your stuff in a feathered ensemble. But don’t worry, it’s not all clucking around – we also have epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground chicken fight club where you can battle it out for the title of Cock of the Walk.

So if you’re ready to peck your way to victory and unleash your inner chicken warrior, come join us on the most egg-citing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, on our server, the chicken suit chooses you. So get ready to spread your wings and fly, because on this server, the sky’s the limit – literally, because we have flying chickens. Join us now and let the feathers fly!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border regions, conflict zones, control, cross-border tensions, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, Kursk region, Kursk region settlements, KurskCraft, military presence, Minecraft, regional stability, Server, Settlements, Syrskyi, territorial control, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian settlements

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	8441
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be ukraine controlling 74 settlements in the kursk region. build your own settlement, gather resources, and fight off rival factions trying to steal your land. we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds. join now and be part of the most intense role-playing experience in minecraft history. plus, we have free cake every friday! what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate settlement ruler in syrskyi!