post-Brexit Britain Minecraft Servers

Post-Brexit Britain

  • BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍

    Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!

    Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:

      • Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!

      • Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!

      • Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).

      • Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?

      • Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!

      • Endless Editions: Join in on our “Brexit Buffet Night,” where you can trade cake for obsidian, and if you mix them up you might just summon a rogue pigman who questions your life choices whilst floating in despair!

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!

    Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LegitVanilla

    LegitVanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    LegitVanilla is a (practically) entirely vanilla minecraft server, and there are NO RULES, NO STAFF, and only 1 plugin: Better Teams.

    What happens in this server is entirely up to the playerbase

    legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • dreamcraftpt

    dreamcraftpt

    New Minecraft Servers

    dreamcraftpt.craftserv.ovh (Version 1.18 to 1.20.x)

    Our server is composed of:

    – Survival friendly, the community is friendly and united, making this category our strong point. – Custom items, improved items and different from what you see in vanilla, only acquired in events and/or crafted – Claims, to help our community protect itself we have implemented claims where no one other than the owner can modify or touch. – Skills, is a system of skills and bonuses where the higher the level, the more bonuses and more time the skill is available.

    And much much more to come. Come and find out!

    dreamcraftpt.craftserv.ovh

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Rosefail: Where Survival Means Getting Lost, Slain by Bosses, & Hunted by Creepers

    Rosefail: Where Survival Means Getting Lost, Slain by Bosses, & Hunted by Creepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rosefall Minecraft Server

    Server Address play.rosefall.net
    Discord discord.gg/rosefall

    Key Features:

      • Custom Vanilla | Experience our server with a twist on Vanilla Minecraft. Play with custom materials, items, and weapons to combat unique adversaries.
      • Dungeons and Quests | Protect Rosefall and uncover its mysteries. Delve into dungeons, tackle quests, and progress through the storyline while collecting impressive loot.
      • Player-Driven Economy | Trade freely and set up player-run shops anywhere in the world, shaping the server’s economy.
      • User-Friendly Land Claiming | Safeguard your property effortlessly with Golden Shovels provided from the start.
      • Free Ranks | Earn ranks by playing and advancing on the server. Each rank comes with its own exclusive perks.
      • Friendly Community | Though we are a new server, we foster a mature, respectful, and friendly player community.
      • Custom Textures | Elevate your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets, and more!

    What is Rosefall?

    Rosefall is an up and coming Minecraft server that was publicly released on April 5th, 2024. We’ve crafted a unique Minecraft experience by infusing it with a touch of magic. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with breathtaking landscapes, hidden mysteries, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Explore diverse towns and villages, each with its own allure, awaiting your discovery and conquest.

    Whether you’re a solitary traveler, a budding architect, or a courageous hero, Rosefall has something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, unravel the land’s enigmas, and etch your legend into the annals of Minecraft lore. The possibilities are boundless, and the choices are entirely yours to make.

    Step into the enchanting world of Rosefall, where roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft odyssey. Your destiny beckons.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply connect to the server address: play.rosefall.net
    Is there a cost to play on Rosefall? No, Rosefall is a free-to-play Minecraft server.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? You can earn ranks by playing on the server, completing quests, and engaging with the community.
    Can I create my own shops on the server? Yes, you can set up player-run shops anywhere in the world to contribute to the server’s economy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sword Quest Minecraft Server

    Sword Quest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a giant iron sword? Look no further, because our server is so massive, it makes the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken! Our iron sword is so big, you can use it to mine diamonds in one swing and slay creepers with just a flick of your wrist.

    Join our server and become a legendary warrior, wielding the biggest, baddest sword in all of Minecraft history. But be warned, this sword is so heavy, you might need a team of villagers to help you carry it around. And don’t even think about trying to craft a diamond sword after using this behemoth – it’ll feel like you’re swinging a toothpick!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of wielding a heap of raw iron that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs enchanted weapons when you have a sword so massive, it could crush a whole village in one swing? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP

    Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that he can lay golden eggs and shoot laser beams from his eyes. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in mysterious ways and pigs can fly (literally)? Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family heirlooms and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and tears, just like this story of a girl (16f) who fights to protect her mom’s memory and her precious scrapbook from her dad’s new wife. Will she be able to keep the legacy alive or will she be labeled as the ultimate AITA? Join now to find out and experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DaddyIssuesCraft

    DaddyIssuesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where forgetting your project won’t lead to tears and arguments with friends! Join us for a world where you can explore, build, and have fun without worrying about stepping on anyone’s toes. Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will instantly transport you to school to retrieve any forgotten items – no need to involve your dad or deal with any spoiled brat accusations! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you want to start a virtual argument over who has the best pixel art creations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ComplimentKing Minecraft SMP

    ComplimentKing Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and receive compliments on your ability to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen! Show off your skills in building gravity-defying structures made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your fellow players with your impeccable fashion sense by wearing nothing but a suit made of enchanted golden apples! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GrieferGossip

    GrieferGossip

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your secrets getting out again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained secret-keeping llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to spill the beans. These llamas have taken an oath of secrecy and will guard your secrets with their lives (and their spit). Plus, if anyone does manage to uncover your secrets, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out until the drama blows over. So come join us and keep your secrets safe – unless you want the llamas to spill the tea!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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